{"id":4284,"date":"2011-08-16T11:01:18","date_gmt":"2011-08-16T09:01:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/pokus_sablona\/?p=4284"},"modified":"2018-09-04T11:02:16","modified_gmt":"2018-09-04T09:02:16","slug":"jaky-druh-opilce-ve-vas-drima","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/verze7-0\/spolecnost\/jaky-druh-opilce-ve-vas-drima.html","title":{"rendered":"Jak\u00fd druh opilce ve v\u00e1s d\u0159\u00edm\u00e1?"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Kter\u00e1 z n\u00e1s by neznala d\u00e1msk\u00e9 j\u00edzdy kon\u010d\u00edc\u00ed k r\u00e1nu? Dlouh\u00e9 tahy po no\u010dn\u00edch barech s l\u00e1hv\u00ed nekvalitn\u00edho v\u00edna? Opileck\u00e1 dobrudru\u017estv\u00ed r\u016fzn\u00e9ho typu jsou a asi v\u017edycky budou tou nejlep\u0161\u00ed z\u00e1bavou na ka\u017ed\u00e9m dal\u0161\u00edm alkoholovb\u00e9m d\u00fdch\u00e1nku. Nebojte se oto\u010dit t\u0159eba tam nikdo nestoj\u00ed a vy m\u016f\u017eete klidn\u011b z\u010dervenat a mo\u017en\u00e1 se i nahlas zasm\u00e1t vlastn\u00ed podobnosti s jedn\u00edm s n\u00ed\u017ee uveden\u00fdch druh\u016f..\"smile\"<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Pevn\u011b douf\u00e1m, \u017ee se s trochou nads\u00e1zky pozn\u00e1te v n\u00ed\u017ee uveden\u00fdch opilc\u00edch s humorem, jako ti, z jejich\u017e re\u00e1ln\u00fdch z\u00e1\u017eitk\u016f a zku\u0161enost\u00ed jsem \u010derpala..<\/p>\n

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Pan L\u00e1ska aneb jsi m\u016fj nejlep\u0161\u00ed kamar\u00e1d<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Nejm\u00e9n\u011b nebezpe\u010dn\u00fd druh pijana \u010dast\u00e9ho i ob\u010dasn\u00e9ho. S ka\u017edou sklenkou je p\u0159\u00edtuln\u011bj\u0161\u00ed milej\u0161\u00ed a jeho sv\u011bt je st\u00e1le kr\u00e1sn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed o\u00e1zou plnou pohody a chill-outu.<\/p>\n

V podstat\u011b miluje ka\u017ed\u00e9ho, kdo se zrovna nach\u00e1z\u00ed po pravici \u010di po levici (a mo\u017en\u00e1 i pod lavic\u00ed kdy\u017e na to p\u0159\u00edjde). Pokud se jeho l\u00e1ska nep\u0159ehoupne do sexu\u00e1ln\u00edho obt\u011b\u017eov\u00e1n\u00ed v\u0161e je v po\u0159\u00e1dku. Jedin\u00fd probl\u00e9m si m\u016f\u017ee spolu s r\u00e1nem p\u0159ipravit pan \u201el\u00e1ska\u201c s\u00e1m, a to hned po probuzen\u00ed s \u201eciz\u00ed bytost\u00ed v ciz\u00edm pokoji\u201c. Ono zji\u0161t\u011bn\u00ed, \u017ee va\u0161e svr\u0161ky jsou v\u0161ude jen n\u00e9 na va\u0161em zcela obna\u017een\u00e9m t\u011ble nen\u00ed \u00fapln\u011b p\u0159\u00edjemn\u00e9 a spolu s pohledem na osobu sd\u00edlej\u00edc\u00ed nezn\u00e1m\u00e9 l\u00f3\u017ee tak\u00e9 nebude zrovna hitpar\u00e1da. A \u017ee v\u00e1m ten obli\u010dej n\u011bco \u0159\u00edk\u00e1? U\u017e v\u00edte? Mil\u00fd hl\u00edda\u010d z nedalek\u00e9ho parkovi\u0161t\u011b? \"laugh\"<\/p>\n

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V\u0161ezn\u00e1lek aneb v\u0161ude jsem byl dvakr\u00e1t..minim\u00e1ln\u011b<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Tento druh \u201eopice\u201c je mi krajn\u011b nesympatyck\u00fd. Tolerantn\u011bj\u0161\u00edm jedinc\u016fm m\u016f\u017ee tato role p\u0159ipadat humorn\u00e1 jin\u00ed ale mohou ve spole\u010dnosti tohoto in\u017ein\u00fdra s doktor\u00e1tem na v\u0161echno doslova b\u011bsnit. \u201eJ\u00c1 tam byl a J\u00c1 vim, tohle m\u011b neu\u010d, m\u00e1m s t\u00edm zku\u0161enosti, nem\u00e1te pravdu, m\u00e1m ji J\u00c1\u201c<\/p>\n

V salv\u011b informac\u00ed se ztrat\u00edte hned po jeho druh\u00e9m nadechnut\u00ed, \u010dasto proto, \u017ee pr\u00e1v\u011b trhnul Guinessuv rekord v mluv\u011b bez n\u00e1dechu. Ke ka\u017ed\u00e9mu vyj\u00e1d\u0159en\u00ed kohokoli, m\u00e1 spousty v\u00fdhrad a \u201edob\u0159e m\u00edn\u011bn\u00fdch\u201c pou\u010den\u00ed. T\u011bmto jedinc\u016fm, na rozd\u00edl od \u201el\u00e1ska\u0159\u016f\u201c ostatn\u00ed ubli\u017euj\u00ed. \u010casto bez n\u00e1mitek spolupijc\u016f.<\/p>\n

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\u0158e\u0161i\u010d<\/strong><\/p>\n

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V t\u00e9to kategorii se nach\u00e1z\u00ed valn\u00e1 v\u011bt\u0161ina m\u00fdch drah\u00fdch p\u0159\u00edtelky\u0148. Ihned po p\u00e1du druh\u00e9 lahve b\u00edl\u00e9ho se pou\u0161t\u00ed do p\u0159\u00edmo slohov\u00fdch SMS prac\u00ed sv\u00fdm milenc\u016fm, partner\u016fm \u010di d\u00e1vn\u00fdm nep\u0159\u00e1tel\u016fm.<\/p>\n

Navzdory odpov\u011bd\u00edm, je\u017e sp\u00ed\u0161e nep\u0159ich\u00e1zej\u00ed opakuj\u00ed tento adrenalinov\u00fd sport bez zn\u00e1mky sebereflexe st\u00e1le \u010dast\u011bji. SMS s vyzn\u00e1n\u00edm l\u00e1sky st\u0159\u00eddaj\u00ed v\u00fdhru\u017eky s p\u0159\u00edslibem ji\u017e nikdy nerealizovateln\u00e9ho sbl\u00ed\u017een\u00ed \u010di jak\u00e9hokoliv kontaktu. Ve chv\u00edli kdy se \u201eob\u011b\u0165\u201c rozhodne s pochopiteln\u00fdm nepochopen\u00edm poslat SMS s otazn\u00edkem stoup\u00e1 odesilatelova agresivita a po\u010det znak\u016f.  Asi nemus\u00edm popisovat r\u00e1na tohoto druhu opilce. Pou\u010deni z p\u0159edchoz\u00edch nezdar\u016f kontroluj\u00ed ihned po probuzen\u00ed odeslan\u00e9 zpr\u00e1vy. N\u00e1sleduje n\u011bkolik omluvn\u00fdch telefon\u00e1tu \u010di diplomatick\u00fdch zpr\u00e1v s humornou omluvou a pak dlouh\u00e9, mo\u017en\u00e1 nejdel\u0161\u00ed, \u010dek\u00e1n\u00ed na odpove\u010f.<\/p>\n

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Poh\u00e1dk\u00e1\u0159<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Opilectv\u00ed tohoto druhu je mi velmi bl\u00edzk\u00e9, neb neubli\u017euje ani neobt\u011b\u017euje okol\u00ed p\u0159edimenzovan\u00fdmi citov\u00fdmi z\u00e1chvaty. Jedin\u00e9 \u010d\u00edm m\u016f\u017ee rozladit sv\u00e9 okol\u00ed je fakt, \u017ee n\u00e9 v\u0161ichni jsou ve chv\u00edli kdy domlouv\u00e1 z\u00edt\u0159ej\u0161\u00ed z\u00e1chran\u00e9 pr\u00e1ce v zatopen\u00fdch oblastech tak opil\u00ed aby zapom\u011bli na \u010das odjezdu, tak\u017ee se skute\u010dn\u011b dostav\u00ed. S t\u011bmito lidmi m\u016f\u017eete v jejich rozvern\u00e9 n\u00e1lad\u011b domluvit naprosto cokoliv. Mal\u00fd v\u00fdlet na M\u011bs\u00edc, stavbu monument\u00e9ln\u00edho stromu na letn\u00e9 jako protest proti k\u00e1cen\u00ed de\u0161tn\u00fdch prales\u016f, \u010di s\u00e1zku o p\u0159eplav\u00e1n\u00ed kan\u00e1lu La Manch. V podstat\u011b s ka\u017ed\u00fdm n\u00e1padem se ihned ztoto\u017en\u00ed a hrd\u011b se po va\u0161em boku budou pomot\u00e1vat jako v\u011brn\u00ed spolubojovn\u00edci za ka\u017edoukoliv vzne\u0161enou ideu. R\u00e1na jsou pro tohoto bojovn\u00edka za pr\u00e1va za cokoliv kru\u0161n\u00e1 jen co do zme\u0161kan\u00fdch hovor\u016f od  t\u011bch, kte\u0159\u00ed v\u011b\u0159ili v misi za z\u00e1chranu tropick\u00e9ho rodu mravenc\u016f v \u010cech\u00e1ch.<\/p>\n

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Jako bonus opilcuv funus<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Nejvtipn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed jsou opilcovy p\u0159\u00edchody do milovan\u00e9ho domova. Ned\u00e1vno jsem zaslechla jak se jak\u00fdsi p\u00e1n prokopal dve\u0159mi a\u017e do sv\u00e9 postele. P\u0159ivolan\u00ed policist\u00e9 je\u017e p\u00e1na odv\u00e1d\u011bli ze sousedovic kanape se asi je\u0161t\u011b dlouho potom dob\u0159e bavili.<\/p>\n

Stejn\u011b tak si dob\u0159e vzpom\u00edn\u00e1m na jednonoho velmi bl\u00edzk\u00e9ho zn\u00e1m\u00e9ho je\u017e mo\u010d\u00edc do kuchy\u0148sk\u00e9ho d\u0159ezu, vyk\u00e1zal man\u017eelku ptaj\u00edc\u00ed se \u201eco tady d\u011bl\u00e1\u0161 ty dobytku?\u201c, slovy \u201eco ty d\u011bl\u00e1\u0161 na p\u00e1nsk\u00fdm hajzlu?\u201c D\u00e1le na p\u0159\u00edtele kter\u00fd zvracel z okna ani\u017e by si v\u0161iml, \u017ee okno m\u00e1 dvojit\u00e9 otev\u00edr\u00e1n\u00ed. Na Fin\u010de, je\u017e v rozvern\u00e9 opilosti zahu\u010dela do Vltavy nebo na p\u0159\u00edtelkyni kter\u00e1 se zlomena v pase sm\u00edchy sna\u017eila zachr\u00e1nit sv\u00e9 kalhoty od jist\u00e9ho pomo\u010den\u00ed a ut\u00edkala s hlavou t\u011bsn\u011b nad zem\u00ed vp\u0159ed.  K.O. j\u00ed v z\u00e1p\u011bt\u00ed u\u0161t\u011bd\u0159il bok vozu, kter\u00fd v t\u00e9to poloze pochopiteln\u011b nem\u011bla \u0161anci vid\u011bt.<\/p>\n

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A\u0165 je to s alkoholem jak chce, je-li v rozumn\u00e9 m\u00ed\u0159e a ve spole\u010dnosti dobr\u00fdch p\u0159\u00e1tel konzumovan\u00fd, je to v\u017edy dobr\u00fd prost\u0159edek k uvoln\u011bn\u00ed v\u0161ech p\u0159\u00edtomn\u00fdch a z\u00e1bav\u011b j\u00edm zaru\u010den\u00e9.<\/p>\n

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Tak\u017ee pijte s rozumem a v  p\u00e1tek v b\u00e1rku na vid\u011bnou… A na zdrav\u00ed..\"smile\"<\/strong><\/p>\n

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