{"id":3785,"date":"2012-03-27T10:10:37","date_gmt":"2012-03-27T08:10:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/pokus_sablona\/?p=3785"},"modified":"2018-08-22T10:12:00","modified_gmt":"2018-08-22T08:12:00","slug":"pater-noster-eu-nedame-je-to-nas-otcenas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/verze7-0\/spolecnost\/pater-noster-eu-nedame-je-to-nas-otcenas.html","title":{"rendered":"Pater noster EU ned\u00e1me! Je to n\u00e1\u0161 Ot\u010den\u00e1\u0161!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Nebo rozhodn\u011b j\u00e1 ho ned\u00e1m, kdy\u017e m\u00e1m mluvit za sebe k dal\u0161\u00edmu vype\u010den\u00e9mu n\u00e1padu EU, kter\u00e1 navrhuje postupn\u011b zru\u0161it tuto t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 kultovn\u00ed z\u00e1le\u017eitost, sahaj\u00edc\u00ed zp\u011bt a\u017e do devaten\u00e1ct\u00e9ho stolet\u00ed. Kdo v n\u011bm kdy jel, pochop\u00ed\u2026<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

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Prvn\u011b jsem ho vid\u011bla a za\u017eila, kdy\u017e mi bylo sedm. P\u0159esn\u011b, m\u011bla jsem narozeniny.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

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M\u00e1ma mi sl\u00edbila, \u017ee mi nech\u00e1 p\u00edchnout u\u0161i.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Cht\u011bla jsem n\u00e1u\u0161nice. Nedivte se, moje rachitick\u00e9 t\u011blo s vypoukl\u00fdmi koleny a na kluka ost\u0159\u00edhan\u00e1 hlava, p\u0159ipom\u00ednaly d\u011bv\u010d\u00e1tko snad jen s notnou d\u00e1vkou fantazie. Obecn\u011b jsem p\u016fsobila sp\u00ed\u0161e jako podvy\u017eiven\u00fd chlape\u010dek.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Ano, n\u00e1u\u0161ni\u010dky \u2013 zlat\u00e9 peci\u010dky.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

M\u011bla jsem obrovskou radost, by\u0165 jsem se trochu b\u00e1la. P\u0159eci jen d\u011blat d\u00edry do u\u0161\u00ed, nic moc. Ne, nebyla jsem v\u00fdjime\u010dn\u00e9 state\u010dn\u00e9 d\u00edt\u011b.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Sp\u00ed\u0161e lehk\u00fd srab\u00edk.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Kdy\u017e mi naposledy v t\u00e9 dob\u011b brali krev, usadila m\u011b sest\u0159i\u010dka mamce na kl\u00edn. Kdy\u017e bodla, oto\u010dila jsem se a kousla jsem svou matku tv\u00e1\u0159e.<\/span><\/p>\n

Ne, nebyla p\u0159\u00edv\u011btiv\u00e1.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Je to ale tvor v j\u00e1dru nesm\u00edrn\u011b hodn\u00fd.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

\u201eKdy\u017e nebude\u0161 \u0159v\u00e1t a nerafne\u0161 m\u011b, \u010dek\u00e1 t\u011b velik\u00fd bonus\u201c <\/em>, sl\u00edbila mi.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Bonus je\u0161t\u011b ke zlat\u00fdm peci\u010dk\u00e1m, jsem moc cht\u011bla.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Poradila mi kouzelnou formuli a vstoupily jsme do kosmetick\u00e9ho \u00fastavu v Praze 1, Jungmannov\u011b ulici.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

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Sedla jsem si na b\u00edl\u00e9 polohovac\u00ed k\u0159eslo a hlasit\u011b opakovala:  \u201eJsem profesor Hor\u00e1k\u201c<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

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Zabralo to.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Alespo\u0148 na m\u011b. <\/span><\/p>\n

J\u00e1 ne\u0159vala.<\/span><\/p>\n

Pan\u00ed kosmeti\u010dka ano. <\/span><\/p>\n

Sm\u00edchy.<\/span><\/p>\n

Nech\u00e1pala jsem.<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u201eMaminko bude bonus?\u201c<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

\u201eBude Michalko, poj\u010f, svezu t\u011b pater nosterem\u201c.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

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Kdy\u017e to vyslovila, zn\u011blo to tak magicky, \u017ee jsem ve sv\u00e9 hlav\u011b vymodelovala par\u00e1dn\u00ed lochnesku.<\/span><\/p>\n

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A pak jsem ho uvid\u011bla.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

\u201eMus\u00edme nasko\u010dit, a pak pojedeme a\u017e dolu. Je tam obrovsk\u00e9 kolo. V\u00fdtah se tam oto\u010d\u00ed. Mus\u00ed\u0161 se dr\u017eet\u201c<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

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Nasko\u010dila jsem. <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

M\u00edjely jsme \u017elutou ceduli s obrovsk\u00fdm n\u00e1pisem.<\/span><\/p>\n

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V \u2013 Y \u2013 S \u2013T- U- P- T- E \u2013 <\/span><\/strong>odhl\u00e1skovala jsem a zd\u011b\u0161en\u011b pohl\u00e9dla na matku.<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u201eMy z\u016fstaneme, dr\u017e se!\u201c<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

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Obemkla jsem j\u00ed rukama nohu a prsty jsem zaryla hluboko do dr\u00e1\u017eky jej\u00edch kalhot v m\u00edstech, kde m\u011bla zadek. <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Obli\u010dej jsem j\u00ed zano\u0159ila do stehna. <\/span><\/p>\n

Ve chvilce pro n\u00e1dech jsem za\u0159vala: \u201eum\u0159eme!\u201c<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

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P\u0159esv\u011bd\u010dena, \u017ee se v\u00fdtah oto\u010d\u00ed vzh\u016fru nohama, jsem mamince t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 amputovala kus zadnice a se\u017ev\u00fdkala n\u011bkolik centimetr\u016f l\u00e1tky jej\u00edch tesilek.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

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Stra\u0161n\u011b to lomcovalo a moje oko uvid\u011blo obrovsk\u00e9 kolo. <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Bylo to\u2026no, tak pamatuji si to dodnes, tak\u017ee asi p\u016fsobiv\u00e9.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Neoto\u010dil se vzh\u016fru nohama, ale na druhou stranu \u2013 jen p\u0159ejel.<\/span><\/p>\n

Pomalu jsem uvolnila stisk.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Ta dobr\u00e1 \u017eena musela m\u00edt jelito minim\u00e1ln\u011b t\u00fdden, p\u0159es to po vystoupen\u00ed pravila.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

\u201eJsi moje state\u010dn\u00e1 sokolka, te\u010f v\u00ed\u0161, \u017ee pater nosteru se b\u00e1t nemus\u00ed\u0161 ani ve sklep\u011b“.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Nev\u011bd\u011bla, \u017ee jsem se p\u0159ipo\u010d\u016frala a j\u00e1 to nepov\u011bd\u011bla.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Miluji ten v\u00fdtah, pr\u00e1v\u011b pro tenhle z\u00e1\u017eitek.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Pro jeho magickou p\u0159ita\u017elivost, historii, pam\u011b\u0165, pro v\u016fni m\u00e9ho d\u011btstv\u00ed, pro pocit, jak jsem state\u010dn\u00e1, \u017ee jsem p\u0159e\u017eila j\u00edzdu p\u00e1ternosterem sklepem.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Co j\u00e1 se navozila je\u0161t\u011b ve t\u0159et\u00ed a \u010dtvrt\u00e9 t\u0159\u00edd\u011b kamar\u00e1d\u016f do \u00fastavu kosmetiky.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Sklepem a p\u016fdou projeli jen nejsiln\u011bj\u0161\u00ed kusy. <\/span><\/p>\n

Ka\u017ed\u00e9mu jsem \u0159ekla, to, co m\u00e1ma m\u011b.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u017de se v\u00fdtah naho\u0159e a dole prost\u011b oto\u010d\u00ed. <\/span><\/p>\n

Pamatuji, jak k\u0159e\u010dovit\u011b se dr\u017eeli madla ve snaze zkou\u0161kou proj\u00edt.<\/span><\/p>\n

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A tohle zru\u0161it?<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

V\u017edy\u0165 je to pam\u00e1tka, kr\u00e1sa \u2013 folklor.<\/span><\/p>\n

A to nel\u017eu.<\/span><\/p>\n

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V\u00edte, co znamen\u00e1 pater noster? <\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Asi ano. Je to v p\u0159ekladu z latiny opravdu Ot\u010den\u00e1\u0161!<\/span><\/p>\n

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A te\u010f n\u011bco pro p\u00e1ny \u00fa\u0159edn\u00edky z EU (mimochodem, vy jste asi nedostali zlat\u00e9 peci\u010dky a z\u00e1\u017eitek na cel\u00fd \u017eivot, co?)<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

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Ko\u0159eny pater noster\u016f sahaj\u00ed a\u017e do star\u00fdch italsk\u00fdch a britsk\u00fdch kl\u00e1\u0161ter\u016f.<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

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A pro\u010d pr\u00e1v\u011b Ot\u010den\u00e1\u0161?<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

K modlitb\u011b se p\u0159ece pou\u017e\u00edv\u00e1 r\u016f\u017eenec. <\/span><\/p>\n

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No a pr\u00e1v\u011b kdy\u017e se od\u0159\u00edk\u00e1v\u00e1 t\u0159eba modlitba, pou\u017e\u00edv\u00e1 se r\u016f\u017eenec tak, \u017ee se postupn\u011b p\u0159ehupuj\u00ed ony kor\u00e1lky p\u0159es prsty, p\u011bkn\u011b skoro jako pater noster, kdy\u017e jste u toho velik\u00e9ho kola a kabinka v\u00fdtahu se p\u0159eklop\u00ed.<\/span><\/p>\n

Zaj\u00edmav\u00e9 \u017ee?<\/span><\/p>\n

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A to nen\u00ed v\u0161echno!<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Z hlediska efektivity je pater noster nep\u0159ekonateln\u00fd.<\/span><\/p>\n

Je neust\u00e1le v pohybu, v jednu chv\u00edli j\u00edm, p\u0159i t\u0159eba dvaceti kabink\u00e1ch, (a jsou i v\u00edce kabinkov\u00e9), cestuje najednou mnohem v\u00edc lid\u00ed, ne\u017e u klasick\u00e9ho v\u00fdtahu.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Proto\u017ee kdy\u017e v ka\u017ed\u00e9 kabince jsou t\u0159i lidi, to je standart, tak si to spo\u010d\u00edtejte.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Nav\u00edc, na p\u00e1ternoster se ne\u010dek\u00e1, tam se leze a vystupuje po\u0159\u00e1d.<\/span><\/p>\n

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A na\u0161la bych, kdybych se p\u00eddila, mnohem v\u00edc pozitiv.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Podle n\u011bkter\u00fdch \u00fadaj\u016f jsou i mnohem m\u00e9n\u011b poruchov\u00e9, a kdy\u017e pominu fakt, \u017ee nejsou vhodn\u00e9 t\u0159eba pro voz\u00ed\u010dk\u00e1\u0159e, nejsou nijak nebezpe\u010dn\u00e9.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Prakticky asi tak stejn\u011b, jako eskal\u00e1tory. S t\u00edm rozd\u00edlem, \u017ee eskal\u00e1tor je ka\u017edou chv\u00edli porouchan\u00fd.<\/span><\/p>\n

Tak nap\u0159\u00edklad u\u017e p\u0159es osmdes\u00e1t let je jeden v hlavn\u00ed budov\u011b \u010cesk\u00e9ho rozhlasu na Vinohradech. <\/span><\/p>\n

A jezd\u00ed, brou\u010dek, a po\u0159\u00e1d!<\/span><\/p>\n

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A nen\u00ed s\u00e1m.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Moje osobn\u00ed p\u0159\u00edmluva u zkostnat\u011bl\u00fdch p\u00e1prd\u016f sed\u00edc\u00edch v EU plat\u00ed pro dal\u0161\u00ed krasavce.<\/span><\/p>\n

Kdybyste cht\u011bli n\u011bkdo vz\u00edt sv\u00e9 d\u00edtko na dobrodru\u017enou j\u00edzdu kolem kola, berte to jako tip na v\u00fdlet.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Funk\u010dn\u00ed pater nostery jsou nap\u0159\u00edklad:<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

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V Praze:<\/span><\/p>\n

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Pal\u00e1c YMCA<\/span><\/td>\nNa Po\u0159\u00ed\u010d\u00ed 12, Praha 1<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Dopravn\u00ed podniky v Hole\u0161ovic\u00edch<\/span><\/td>\nBubensk\u00e1 1, Praha 7<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Komer\u010dn\u00ed banka<\/span><\/td>\nV\u00e1clavsk\u00e9 n\u00e1m\u011bst\u00ed 42, Praha 1<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\u010cesk\u00fd rozhlas<\/span><\/td>\nVinohradsk\u00e1 12, Praha 2<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Pal\u00e1c Lucerna<\/span><\/td>\n\u0160t\u011bp\u00e1nsk\u00e1 61, Praha 1<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Pe\u010dk\u016fv pal\u00e1c<\/span><\/td>\nPolitick\u00fdch v\u011bz\u0148\u016f 20, Praha 1<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Pr\u00e1vnick\u00e1 fakulta UK<\/span><\/td>\nN\u00e1m. Curieov\u00fdch 7, Praha 1<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\u00da\u0159ad m\u011bstsk\u00e9 \u010d\u00e1sti Praha 1<\/span><\/td>\nVodi\u010dkova 18, Praha 1<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Finan\u010dn\u00ed \u0159editelstv\u00ed pro Prahu<\/span><\/td>\n\u0160t\u011bp\u00e1nsk\u00e1 28, Praha 1<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Pal\u00e1c Dunaj<\/span><\/td>\nN\u00e1rodn\u00ed 10, Praha 1<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Nov\u00e1 radnice, Magistr\u00e1t Hl.m.Prahy<\/span><\/td>\nMari\u00e1nsk\u00e9 n\u00e1m\u011bst\u00ed 2, Praha 1<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\u0160kod\u016fv pal\u00e1c, Mag. Hl.m.Prahy<\/span><\/td>\nJungmannova 35, Praha 1<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Min. zahrani\u010dn\u00edch v\u011bc\u00ed \u010cR<\/span><\/td>\nLoret\u00e1nsk\u00e9 n\u00e1m. 5, Praha 1<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
M\u011bstsk\u00fd soud v Praze<\/span><\/td>\nSlezsk\u00e1 9, Praha 2<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\u010cesk\u00e1 spr\u00e1va soci\u00e1ln\u00edho zab.<\/span><\/td>\nK\u0159\u00ed\u017eov\u00e1 25, Praha 5<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Poliklinika B\u0159evnov<\/span><\/td>\nPod Marj\u00e1nkou 12, Praha 6<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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A tak\u00e9 mimo Prahu:<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

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Kancel\u00e1\u0159sk\u00e1 budova KAU\u010cUK, a.s., Kralupy nad Vltavou<\/span><\/p>\n

Budova Magistr\u00e1tu m\u011bsta Plzn\u011b, \u0160kroupova<\/span><\/p>\n

Kancel\u00e1\u0159sk\u00e1 budova Spolku pro chemickou a hutn\u00ed v\u00fdrobu (Spolchemie), \u00dast\u00ed nad Labem<\/span><\/p>\n

Budova b\u00fdval\u00fdch B\u00e1\u0148sk\u00fdch staveb, Most, t\u0159\u00edda Budovatel\u016f<\/span><\/p>\n

Budova s\u00eddla Libereck\u00e9ho kraje v Liberci<\/span><\/p>\n

Budova m\u011bstsk\u00e9ho \u00fa\u0159adu v Jablonci nad Nisou, M\u00edrov\u00e9 n\u00e1m\u011bst\u00ed<\/span><\/p>\n

Budova b\u00fdval\u00e9ho \u0159editelstv\u00ed st\u00e1tn\u00edch drah v Hradci Kr\u00e1lov\u00e9<\/span><\/p>\n

Budova Polikliniky na Slezsk\u00e9m p\u0159edm\u011bst\u00ed v Hradci Kr\u00e1lov\u00e9<\/span><\/p>\n

Vysok\u00e9 u\u010den\u00ed technick\u00e9 v Brn\u011b \u2013 Fakulta strojn\u00edho in\u017een\u00fdrstv\u00ed<\/span><\/p>\n

Budova magistr\u00e1tu m\u011bsta Brna, Malinovsk\u00e9ho n\u00e1m\u011bst\u00ed<\/span><\/p>\n

Magistr\u00e1t m\u011bsta Ostravy na Proke\u0161ov\u011b n\u00e1m\u011bst\u00ed v Ostrav\u011b<\/span><\/p>\n

Budova b\u00fdval\u00e9ho podniku V\u00edtkovick\u00e9 stavby, a.s., Ostrava-V\u00edtkovice<\/span><\/p>\n

Budova \u0159editelstv\u00ed V\u00e1lcoven plechu (dnes ArcelorMittal) ve Sviadnov\u011b<\/span><\/p>\n

Budova Zl\u00ednsk\u00e9ho krajsk\u00e9ho \u00fa\u0159adu ve Zl\u00edn\u011b (spr\u00e1vn\u00ed budova \u010d. 21) \u2013 To je sou\u010dasn\u011b i nejvy\u0161\u0161\u00ed p\u00e1ternoster v \u010cesk\u00e9 republice<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Budova centroprojektu ve Zl\u00edn\u011b<\/span><\/p>\n

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P\u0159id\u00e1v\u00e1m je\u0161t\u011b pro zasm\u00e1n\u00ed video z youtube, kde n\u00e1\u0161 kr\u00e1sn\u00fd, historick\u00fd klenot vyd\u011bsil n\u011bjak\u00e9ho zpovykovan\u00e9ho Am\u00edka k smrti. <\/span><\/p>\n

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Dokonce p\u0159idal historku, kterou jsem ov\u011b\u0159ovala, a kter\u00e1 je pouze v\u00fdplodem jeho vyd\u011b\u0161en\u00e9, MC Donaldem zatemn\u011bn\u00e9 mysli.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Nikdo v n\u011bm nikdy neum\u0159el \"Laughing\"<\/span><\/p>\n

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Jeli jste pater nosterem?<\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

T\u0159eba jako d\u011bti?<\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

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Chci ty historky, t\u011b\u0161\u00edm se na n\u011b!<\/span><\/p>\n

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S \u00factou a hlubokou poklonou panu pater nosteru<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Michaela <\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

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