{"id":3674,"date":"2012-05-22T10:15:38","date_gmt":"2012-05-22T08:15:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/pokus_sablona\/?p=3674"},"modified":"2018-08-19T10:16:35","modified_gmt":"2018-08-19T08:16:35","slug":"ema-ma-misu-a-sup-do-byznysu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/verze7-0\/spolecnost\/ema-ma-misu-a-sup-do-byznysu.html","title":{"rendered":"Ema m\u00e1 m\u00edsu a \u0161up do byznysu!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Vzpom\u00edn\u00e1te si na nesmrtelnou v\u011btu Ema m\u00e1 m\u00edsu<\/em>? Samoz\u0159ejm\u011b, ka\u017ed\u00fd si na n\u00ed vzpomeneme. Mo\u017en\u00e1 to byla prvn\u00ed v\u011bta, kterou jsme v \u017eivot\u011b p\u0159e\u010detli. Mysl\u00edm, \u017ee j\u00ed asi v \u017eivot\u011b nikdo nepou\u017eil v rozhovoru, ale ka\u017ed\u00fd k n\u00ed m\u00e1 n\u011bjak\u00fd vztah. A to i p\u0159esto, \u017ee mu k ni\u010demu nen\u00ed.<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Te\u010f si, ale vzpome\u0148te na sv\u00e9 hodiny angli\u010dtiny, n\u011bm\u010diny, ru\u0161tiny\u2026 a na infantiln\u00ed fr\u00e1ze, kter\u00e9 do n\u00e1s u\u010ditel\u00e9 pod tlakem cpali.<\/p>\n

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M\u016fj b\u00e1je\u010dn\u00fd kamar\u00e1d o v\u00edkendu prolomil absurditu tohoto stylu u\u010diva, kter\u00e9 v ciz\u00ed zemi opravdu jen t\u011b\u017eko pou\u017eijete.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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U t\u00e1bor\u00e1ku a dob\u0159e vychlazen\u00e9 dvan\u00e1ctky se postavil a odhodlan\u011b poslal osnovy pro u\u010divo st\u0159edn\u00ed \u0161koly, o kter\u00e9 pr\u00e1v\u011b mluvil, do h\u00e1je.<\/p>\n

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Mluvil o sv\u00e9m u\u010diteli angli\u010dtiny, kter\u00e9ho dle sv\u00fdch slov pr\u00e1vem nesn\u00e1\u0161el.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Odm\u00edtal chodit na jeho hodiny, proto\u017ee jak \u0159\u00edkal, ztr\u00e1cel tak sv\u016fj drahocenn\u00fd \u010das.<\/p>\n

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Z\u00e1hy n\u00e1s p\u0159esv\u011bd\u010dil o pravdivosti sv\u00e9ho tvrzen\u00ed, kdy\u017e prohl\u00e1sil, \u017ee naprosto nech\u00e1pe, k \u010demu by mu na obchodn\u00ed sch\u016fzce byly v\u011bty typu:<\/p>\n

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\u201ePan Smith m\u00e1 velk\u00e9 okno. Pan Smith m\u00e1 nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed okno v cel\u00e9 ulici\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

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M\u016f\u017eu v\u00e1m \u0159\u00edct, \u017ee jsem se sm\u00e1la, a\u017e jsem m\u00e1lem spadla do ohn\u011b a dal\u0161\u00ed p\u0159\u00edsed\u00edc\u00ed sm\u00edchy prosedl \u017eidli.<\/p>\n

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Sta\u010d\u00ed trocha fantazie.<\/strong><\/p>\n

P\u0159edstavte si, \u017ee p\u0159ijedete na jedn\u00e1n\u00ed do spole\u010dnosti pouze anglicky mluv\u00edc\u00edch lid\u00ed.<\/p>\n

M\u00edsto prob\u00edr\u00e1n\u00ed spole\u010dn\u00e9ho obchodu pochv\u00e1l\u00edte okna pana Smitha, prohl\u00e1s\u00edte, \u017ee v m\u00edstnosti je velk\u00fd st\u016fl a s \u201eGoodbay\u201c se oto\u010d\u00edte na podpatku.<\/p>\n

S \u00fasm\u011bvem a vzpom\u00ednkou na sv\u00e9ho u\u010ditele opust\u00edte obchodn\u00ed partnery a zmiz\u00edte v ulici s velk\u00fdmi okny.<\/p>\n

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V\u00edm, \u017ee osnovy jsou jasn\u011b dan\u00e9 a u\u010ditel je mal\u00fdm p\u00e1nem na to, aby cokoli zm\u011bnil.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Nicm\u00e9n\u011b, kdy\u017e se \u010dlov\u011bk zamysl\u00ed, dojde mu, co podstupuje a co se doma \u201ebifluje\u201c jen aby ukojil mus ministerstva \u0161kolstv\u00ed.<\/p>\n

Pak je to p\u0159inejmen\u0161\u00edm \u00fasm\u011bvn\u00e9.<\/p>\n

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Mo\u017en\u00e1, \u017ee kdyby se u\u010divo zaob\u00edralo v\u00edce v\u011btami pou\u017e\u00edvan\u00fdmi v b\u011b\u017en\u00e9m hovoru, na\u0161e vzd\u011blanost by rapidn\u011b stoupla.<\/p>\n

Jen m\u00e1lo kdo toti\u017e um\u00ed opravdu dob\u0159e ciz\u00ed jazyk pouze ze \u0161koly.<\/p>\n

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V\u017edycky se nau\u010d\u00edme opravdu mluvit a\u017e kdy\u017e odjedeme do jin\u00e9 zem\u011b a to pr\u00e1v\u011b tak, \u017ee se zapojujeme e do norm\u00e1ln\u00edch rozhovor\u016f na norm\u00e1ln\u00ed t\u00e9ma.<\/p>\n

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A\u017e vyraz\u00edm na dovolenou a budu se cht\u00edt dob\u0159e pobavit, jen tak ze cviku pochv\u00e1l\u00edm okna prvn\u00edho pana Smitha, kter\u00e9ho uvid\u00edm.<\/p>\n

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T\u0159eba p\u0159ekvap\u00edm sama sebe a\u017e se mi poda\u0159\u00ed k tomu pochv\u00e1lit i dve\u0159e<\/strong>\u2026\"Tongue<\/p>\n

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Pavl\u00edna (Zevl\u00edna) <\/em><\/p>\n

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Views: 33 Vzpom\u00edn\u00e1te si na nesmrtelnou v\u011btu Ema m\u00e1 m\u00edsu? Samoz\u0159ejm\u011b, ka\u017ed\u00fd si na n\u00ed vzpomeneme. Mo\u017en\u00e1 to byla prvn\u00ed v\u011bta, kterou jsme v \u017eivot\u011b p\u0159e\u010detli. Mysl\u00edm, \u017ee j\u00ed asi v \u017eivot\u011b nikdo nepou\u017eil v rozhovoru, ale ka\u017ed\u00fd k n\u00ed m\u00e1 n\u011bjak\u00fd vztah. A to i p\u0159esto, \u017ee mu k ni\u010demu nen\u00ed. Te\u010f si, ale vzpome\u0148te na sv\u00e9 hodiny angli\u010dtiny, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":3676,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3674","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spolecnost"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t