Pr\u00e1ce za barem je leckdy vskutku bizarn\u00ed. Obzvl\u00e1\u0161\u0165 pro \u017eenu. N\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed host\u00e9 poj\u00edmaj\u00ed pocit, \u017ee po tom, co jim je donesen objednan\u00fd drink si mohou dovolit \u00fapln\u011b v\u0161echno. Otev\u0159en\u00fdm hodnocen\u00edm poprs\u00ed po\u010d\u00ednaje a informov\u00e1n\u00edm barmanky o l\u00e9\u010db\u011b sv\u00fdch hemoroid\u016f kon\u010de. <\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n <\/p>\n Vskutku v\u00fd\u017eivn\u00ed jsou uplakan\u00ed mu\u017ei, kte\u0159\u00ed s nudl\u00ed u nosu a slinou kon\u010d\u00edc\u00ed kdesi u kolen, ka\u017ed\u00fd den zam\u011bstn\u00e1vaj\u00ed na\u0161e u\u017e tolik zam\u011bstnan\u00e9 mozky neust\u00e1l\u00fdm smut\u0148ou\u010dkov\u00e1n\u00edm na baru.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Dal\u0161\u00ed obl\u00edbenou skupinou b\u00fdvaj\u00ed \u201eboh\u00e1\u010di\u201c, vyb\u00edraj\u00edc\u00ed nejlevn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed pit\u00ed.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n S pohledem Billa Gatese, kter\u00fd tr\u00e9nuj\u00ed dozajista velmi poctiv\u011b, pak se stovkou v ruce a \u00fa\u010dtem za devadest\u00e1dev\u011bt korun pronesou \u201eto je dobr\u00fd\u201c.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n My jsme tu bozi tak uka\u017e kozy!<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Host\u00e9, jejich\u017e projev je asi tak p\u0159\u00edjemn\u00fd, jako soulo\u017e s kaktusem, m\u011b dost\u00e1vaj\u00ed st\u00e1le.<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Nikdy si nezvyknu na obt\u011b\u017eov\u00e1n\u00ed a tup\u00e9 koment\u00e1\u0159e typu \u201eTak co prdelko, zajdem dneska ke mn\u011b? Uk\u00e1\u017eu ti, co jsi je\u0161t\u011b nevid\u011bla\u201c \u2026<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Haha.<\/p>\n Tak ur\u010dit\u011b\u2026<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Opravdu si neum\u00edm p\u0159edstavit, co by tak \u010dlov\u011bk, jeho\u017e komunika\u010dn\u00edm vrcholem je v\u011bta \u201edv\u011b piva\u201c \u0159e\u010den\u00e1 bez chyby, cht\u011bl ukazovat, ale budi\u017e. T\u0159eba to souvis\u00ed s neb\u00fdvalou z\u00e1sobou pivn\u00edch rohl\u00edk\u016f.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Ka\u017ed\u00fd podnik m\u00e1 sv\u00e9 \u0161tamgasty, kte\u0159\u00ed se v t\u00e9to kategorii vyj\u00edmaj\u00ed.<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Ned\u00e1vno m\u011b jeden takov\u00fd krasavec po\u010dastoval par\u00e1dn\u011b trapnou d\u011bkova\u010dkou. Po tom, co jsem mu p\u0159inesla pit\u00ed, mi ZCELA V\u00c1\u017dN\u011a \u0159ekl: \u201e Mers\u00ed boku, m\u00e1m to r\u00e1d z boku\u201c<\/em>. Za trapn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed pova\u017euju snad jen \u201ef\u00edha\u201c a \u201ety vogo\u201c.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Nenechala jsem ale p\u00e1na, jeho\u017e zubn\u00ed v\u00fdbava byla stejn\u011b bohat\u00e1 jako ta slovn\u00ed, bez odpov\u011bdi.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n S \u00fasm\u011bvem jsem tedy odv\u011btila \u201ea do Bohnic p\u00e1r krok\u016f? Cvoku\u2026\u201c <\/em><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Mou rychlou reakci nikdo, krom\u011b kolegy\u0148, kter\u00e9 se v tu chv\u00edli slo\u017eily za barem, neocenil.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Krut\u00fd osude, slunce u\u017e nebude.<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Jako pingl vykon\u00e1v\u00e1 \u010dlov\u011bk tak n\u011bjak paraleln\u011b pr\u00e1ci psychoterapeuta. <\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Host\u00e9, kte\u0159\u00ed ka\u017ed\u00fd den sed\u00ed a lkaj\u00ed nad sv\u00fdmi proklat\u00fdmi osudy a nezdarem v\u0161ude, kde se anga\u017euj\u00ed, m\u011b dost\u00e1vaj\u00ed.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Jak asi m\u016f\u017ee \u010dlov\u011bk, kter\u00fd tr\u00e1v\u00ed u piva devades\u00e1t procent sv\u00e9ho \u017eivota p\u0159in\u00e1\u0161et zdar jinam, ne\u017e do podniku, kam chod\u00ed vyh\u0159ez\u00e1vat sv\u00e9 emoce, si skute\u010dn\u011b neum\u00edm p\u0159edstavit.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n S po\u0159\u00e1dnou opic\u00ed, kterou by se z fleku mohla chlubit nejedna ZOO, a kterou by Tomio Okamura adoptoval jako talisman sv\u00e9 dal\u0161\u00ed prezidentsk\u00e9 kandidatury na billboardy za miliony, se tomuto \u010dlov\u011bku doslova protrhnou slzn\u00e9 kan\u00e1lky.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Orlick\u00e1 p\u0159ehrada je v takov\u00e9 chv\u00edli pod\u0159adn\u00e1 hr\u00e1z, kterou postavili chlapci od bob\u0159\u00ed \u0159eky v pot\u016f\u010dku za chalupou.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n „V\u0161echno je \u0161patn\u011b, lid\u00e9 jsou zl\u00fd a sv\u011bt stoj\u00ed za hovno“.<\/em><\/p>\n <\/p>\n To jsou nej\u010dast\u011bj\u0161\u00ed v\u011bty tohoto typu hosta.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u201eAle tak hlavn\u011b, \u017ee to p\u00edvo alespo\u0148 za n\u011bco stoj\u00ed vi\u010fte?\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Diamanty pro n\u00fdmandy<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n O hostech, kte\u0159\u00ed doslova mluv\u00ed bankovky, jsem se zm\u00ednila hned zkraje a v\u0161ichni je zn\u00e1me. <\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Od hlavy a\u017e v pat\u011b od\u011bn\u00ed v nejluxusn\u011bj\u0161\u00edch zna\u010dk\u00e1ch \u201eurvan\u00fdch\u201c v tr\u017enici se vln\u00ed a spokojen\u011b pozoruj\u00ed sv\u016fj odraz v zrcadlov\u00e9 st\u011bn\u011b baru.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u0158\u00e1dn\u011b prozkoumaj\u00ed n\u00e1pojov\u00fd l\u00edstek a pak jen tak mimochodem objednaj\u00ed nejlevn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed drink. Do toho pak \u00fasp\u011b\u0161n\u011b n\u011bkolik hodin slintaj\u00ed a mno\u017e\u00ed obsah.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Ve fin\u00e1le se nav\u00edc odm\u00edtaj\u00ed sv\u00e9ho slintu vzd\u00e1t.<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Boj na \u017eivot a na smrt nast\u00e1v\u00e1 ve chv\u00edli, kdy\u017e se obsluze poda\u0159\u00ed se slintu zmocnit.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Boh\u00e1\u010d propad\u00e1 hysterii a p\u0159i rva\u010dce o \u201enedopitou \u010d\u00e1st\u201c poslint\u00e1 obsluhu, hosty, ukrajinskou ukl\u00edze\u010dku, ochranku, n\u00e1sledn\u011b zasahuj\u00edc\u00ed hl\u00eddku policie i l\u00e9ka\u0159e na z\u00e1chytn\u00e9 stanici.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Po t\u00e9 dehydrov\u00e1n zem\u0159e.<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n B\u011bda jak takov\u00e9mu \u010dlov\u011bku, ale nedop\u0159ejete ten nejkvalitn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed servis.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n A\u0165 je to jak chce, bez takov\u00fdch lid\u00ed by byla na\u0161e pr\u00e1ce nudn\u00e1 a jednolit\u00e1.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n A tak d\u00edky v\u0161em opilc\u016fm, ze kter\u00fdch si m\u016f\u017eeme do aleluja utahovat.<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Pavl\u00edna<\/em><\/p>\n [sexy_author_bio]<\/p>\n Views: 296 Pr\u00e1ce za barem je leckdy vskutku bizarn\u00ed. Obzvl\u00e1\u0161\u0165 pro \u017eenu. N\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed host\u00e9 poj\u00edmaj\u00ed pocit, \u017ee po tom, co jim je donesen objednan\u00fd drink si mohou dovolit \u00fapln\u011b v\u0161echno. Otev\u0159en\u00fdm hodnocen\u00edm poprs\u00ed po\u010d\u00ednaje a informov\u00e1n\u00edm barmanky o l\u00e9\u010db\u011b sv\u00fdch hemoroid\u016f kon\u010de. 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