{"id":2894,"date":"2014-08-28T09:08:57","date_gmt":"2014-08-28T07:08:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/pokus_sablona\/?p=2894"},"modified":"2018-07-29T09:10:33","modified_gmt":"2018-07-29T07:10:33","slug":"jeste-se-mi-smej","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/verze7-0\/spolecnost\/jeste-se-mi-smej.html","title":{"rendered":"Je\u0161t\u011b se mi sm\u011bj&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Views: 15<\/p><div class=\"article_text\">\n<p><strong>Pokus \u010d\u00edslo sedm o skopnut\u00ed jeho smrdut\u00e9ho t\u011bla ze sv\u00e9 postavy selhal. Ono kdy\u017e m\u00e1te tlak n\u011bkolika atmosf\u00e9r na krku, tak to v\u011bru moc nejde. Tohle je konec legrace.&nbsp;Um\u0159u.Ten dobytek m\u011b zabije. Nic p\u0159\u00edjemn\u00e9ho v&nbsp;sedmadvaceti.&nbsp;<\/strong><strong>Co jsem stihla?&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"article_text\">\n<p>Po\u0159\u00eddit si p\u0159\u00edtele alkoholika, dv\u011b mal\u00fd d\u011bti, pronajat\u00fd byt, pr\u00e1ci u ok\u00fdnka ve spo\u0159iteln\u011b a jednu dovolenou v&nbsp;Chorvatsku.<\/p>\n<p>Smutn\u00e1 bilance.<\/p>\n<p>Nav\u00edc m\u011b tady najdou \u0161pinavou, zbitou, s&nbsp;vyra\u017een\u00fdma zubama, nahou a po, tu\u0161\u00edm v&nbsp;tuhle chv\u00edli asi tak p\u011btat\u0159iceti \u010d\u00edslech. To bude pohled.<\/p>\n<p>Pak m\u011b budou pitvat a sn\u00edmat r\u016fzn\u00fd t\u011bln\u00ed tekutiny, kter\u00fdmi ten hnus\u00e1k opravdu ne\u0161et\u0159\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>Mus\u00ed b\u00fdt vy\u017ed\u00edmanej jako citron.<\/p>\n<p>A dehydrovanej, proto\u017ee u\u017e oslintal snad ka\u017ed\u00fd centimetr m\u00e9ho t\u011bla.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Holka natrefila jsi na dokonal\u00fd prase, kter\u00fd m\u00e1 snad v\u0161echny \u00fachylky na sv\u011bt\u011b a um\u0159e\u0161 rukama a z&nbsp;v\u016fle n\u011bkoho, kdo by m\u011bl s\u00e1m velice pomalu um\u00edrat.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>D\u011bti daj\u00ed do \u00fastavu, to je jasn\u00fd, proto\u017ee Honza se zhrout\u00ed a bude po zbytek \u017eivota v&nbsp;lihu, co\u017e by ud\u011blal, i kdyby t\u011b tenhle kret\u00e9n nezabil. Akor\u00e1t, \u017ee kdyby se to nestalo, mohla by ses o n\u011b postarat sama.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>M\u00e1ma um\u0159e, otec skon\u010d\u00ed v&nbsp;bl\u00e1zinci.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Alena bude nejsp\u00ed\u0161 chv\u00edli muset makat za dva lidi, co\u017e j\u00ed fakt nep\u0159eju, proto\u017ee u\u017e tak m\u00e1 tolik pr\u00e1ce, \u017ee m\u00e1 na krku rozvod.<\/p>\n<p>Chudinka.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>A tebe zahrabou vedle babi\u010dky.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Jak j\u00e1 nesn\u00e1\u0161\u00edm h\u0159bitovy!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u0160\u00e1rce se zd\u00e1lo, \u017ee obrovsk\u00e1 bolest, kter\u00e1 se rozl\u00e9vala po celou dobu ka\u017ed\u00fdm centimetrem jej\u00edho t\u011bla, najednou ust\u00e1v\u00e1.<\/p>\n<p>I jeho dech a vzdych\u00e1n\u00ed najednou sly\u0161ela z&nbsp;v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed d\u00e1lky.<\/p>\n<p>T\u011blem se rozlilo m\u00edsto bolesti teplo.<\/p>\n<p>M\u011bla pocit, \u017ee sly\u0161\u00ed hudbu. Takovou p\u00edsni\u010dku, kterou sl\u00fdchala z&nbsp;pokoje sv\u00e9 sestry, kdy\u017e byla mal\u00e1 a Zden\u011b bylo asi patn\u00e1ct.<\/p>\n<p>Ztr\u00e1cela v\u011bdom\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u201eJ\u00e1 um\u00edr\u00e1m!!!\u201c<\/p>\n<p>\u201eMaminko, j\u00e1 nechci um\u0159\u00edt!!\u201c<\/p>\n<p>\u201eJe m\u016fj vrah, krom toho, \u017ee je hnusn\u00fd sadistick\u00fd, deviatn\u00ed prase, taky sup?\u201c<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/verze7-0\/text_img\/15181NzM.jpg\" alt=\"15181NzM.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u0160\u00e1rka zvolna povolila stisk dlan\u00ed, kter\u00e9 do t\u00e9 chv\u00edle zar\u00fdvala zoufale do jeho p\u0159edlokt\u00ed, vydechla a zav\u0159ela o\u010di.<\/p>\n<p>B\u016fh su\u010f, jak dlouho vydr\u017e\u00edm ned\u00fdchat.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>P\u0159estal fun\u011bt a \u0160\u00e1rce se zd\u00e1lo, \u017ee se na ni d\u00edv\u00e1. Sna\u017eila se nehnout ani v\u00ed\u010dkem, ned\u00fdchat, zastavit na chv\u00edli v\u0161echny zbyl\u00e9 t\u011blesn\u00e9 pochody, kter\u00e9 by jen st\u00ednem nazna\u010dovaly, \u017ee je je\u0161t\u011b \u017eiv\u00e1.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>V&nbsp;nejhor\u0161\u00edm um\u0159u na p\u0159edst\u00edranou smrt.<\/p>\n<p>Nikdo na to nikdy nep\u0159ijde.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Bezvl\u00e1dn\u011b nechala padnout hlavu stranou.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201eVsta\u0148, ty kr\u00e1vo!\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Zalez, kryple\u2026<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Ten kopanec do spodn\u00ed \u010d\u00e1sti zad bolel. Ten druh\u00fd taky. T\u0159et\u00ed a \u010dtvrt\u00fd u\u017e \u0160\u00e1rka nezaznamenala.<\/p>\n<p>U\u017e to nebolelo.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Nave\u010der hl\u00e1sili no\u010dn\u00ed teplotu kolem dvaceti stup\u0148\u016f. A nem\u00fdlili se. Nav\u00edc byl \u00fapln\u011bk a m\u011bs\u00ed\u010dn\u00ed sv\u011btlo, dopadaj\u00edc\u00ed mezi stromy bylo p\u0159ekr\u00e1sn\u00e9. Osv\u00edcen\u00e1 kole\u010dka mechu, z\u00e1\u0159\u00edc\u00ed pa\u0159ezy, jemn\u00fd v\u00e1nek a kolem zvuky no\u010dn\u00edch pt\u00e1k\u016f. N\u011bco takov\u00e9ho, co prov\u00e1z\u00ed atmosf\u00e9ru poh\u00e1dkov\u00fdch p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh\u016f o k\u0159ehk\u00fdch v\u00edl\u00e1ch, kter\u00e9 pr\u00e1v\u011b za takov\u00fdch \u00fapl\u0148k\u016f tan\u010d\u00ed kolem jez\u00edrek uprost\u0159ed les\u016f.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Je\u0161t\u011b v\u010dera takovou poh\u00e1dkovou bytost p\u0159ipom\u00ednala i \u0160\u00e1rka.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/verze7-0\/text_img\/15184ZTM.jpg\" alt=\"15184ZTM.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Jej\u00ed drobnou postavu lemovaly dlouh\u00e9, vlnit\u00e9 vlasy, barvou p\u0159ipom\u00ednaj\u00edc\u00ed mokr\u00e9 slupky cibule a sahaly j\u00ed skoro po p\u00e1s. M\u011bla zelenohn\u011bd\u00e9 o\u010di a b\u00edlou ple\u0165. Zvykla si i na to, \u017ee se nem\u016f\u017ee opalovat. Poka\u017ed\u00e9 jen z\u010dervenala a na nose j\u00ed nasko\u010dily pihy.<\/p>\n<p>Byla kr\u00e1sn\u00e1 i s&nbsp;nimi.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>&nbsp;\u201eHolka, kde ty furt bere\u0161 tu dobou n\u00e1ladu?\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201eM\u00e1m ji doma v \u0161upl\u00edku, hned vedle pixly s&nbsp;vtipnou ka\u0161\u00ed, mami\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201eP\u0159i\u0161la Ti zpr\u00e1va\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201eTo bude taxik\u201c.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Kdy\u017e v\u010dera odpoledne odch\u00e1zela, m\u011bla b\u00edlou dlouhou hedv\u00e1bnou sukni, tri\u010dko co se zavazuje t\u011bsn\u011b nad pup\u00edkem, sand\u00e1ly a ve vlasech sponu s&nbsp;tyrkysovou kyti\u010dkou.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u0160la j\u00ed k&nbsp;n\u00e1u\u0161nic\u00edm, kter\u00e9 dostala.<\/p>\n<p>Honzovi ale \u0159ekla, \u017ee si je koupila.<\/p>\n<p>Nemus\u00ed v\u011bd\u011bt, \u017ee str\u00e1vila odpoledne s&nbsp;celkem p\u0159\u00edjemn\u00fdm chlap\u00edkem, kter\u00fd za cel\u00fd den nepot\u0159eboval ani jedno pivo.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201eMami, d\u00edky\u201c<\/em>, za\u0161eptala spiklenecky, aby neprobudila Fil\u00edpka a Eli\u0161ku.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Dv\u011b mal\u00e9 postavi\u010dky se rozvalovaly na dvoujl\u016f\u017eku, kde norm\u00e1ln\u011b us\u00ednaj\u00ed jej\u00ed rodi\u010de, kte\u0159\u00ed dnes vezmou za vd\u011bk rozkl\u00e1dac\u00ed pohovkou v&nbsp;ob\u00fdv\u00e1ku.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201eJdi u\u017e a pozdravuj ho\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>&nbsp;\u201eJo, vy\u0159\u00edd\u00edm\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201eA dej na sebe pozor\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201eNo, je\u0161t\u011b\u017ee jsi mi to p\u0159ipomn\u011bla, byla bych na to zapomn\u011bla. A hlavn\u011b bych usoudila, \u017ee jsi nemocn\u00e1. \u0158\u00edk\u00e1\u0161 mi to jenom skoro t\u0159icet let\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Zabouchla za sebou dve\u0159e a uv\u011bdomila si, \u017ee jakkoli je sama m\u00e1mou, nikdy nep\u0159estala b\u00fdt pro tu svoji malou holkou. Vlastn\u011b ani pro ni se svatbou a narozen\u00edm obou prck\u016f nic moc nezm\u011bnilo. S&nbsp;oblibou d\u00e1l zvedala telefon se slovy<em> \u201eanooo maminkoooo\u201c.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Taxik\u00e1\u0159 vypadal jako mro\u017e.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>****<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>[sexy_author_bio]<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>?????&nbsp;<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"wink\" src=\"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/verze7-0\/admin\/js\/ckeditor\/plugins\/smiley\/images\/wink_smile.gif\" alt=\"wink\" width=\"20\" height=\"20\" \/><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Um\u0159ela, neum\u0159ela&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Views: 15 Pokus \u010d\u00edslo sedm o skopnut\u00ed jeho smrdut\u00e9ho t\u011bla ze sv\u00e9 postavy selhal. Ono kdy\u017e m\u00e1te tlak n\u011bkolika atmosf\u00e9r na krku, tak to v\u011bru moc nejde. Tohle je konec legrace.&nbsp;Um\u0159u.Ten dobytek m\u011b zabije. 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