Je to tady. V\u0161emi b\u011bsn\u00edc\u00edmi hormonkami hystericky o\u010dek\u00e1van\u00e1 filmov\u00e1 podoba kni\u017en\u00ed katastrofy. Jestli jsem si n\u011bkdy p\u0159edstavovala fucking hell v re\u00e1ln\u00e9 podob\u011b je to tento plytk\u00fd, nudou zab\u00edjej\u00edc\u00ed, r\u00e1doby trh\u00e1k \u017eensk\u00fdch rodidel.<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n <\/p>\n Omluvte m\u011b, budu lehce lidov\u00e1\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n V prvn\u00ed \u0159ad\u011b p\u0159izn\u00e1m, \u017ee jsem ve \u010dten\u00ed p\u0159\u00edb\u011bhu, u n\u011bho\u017e um\u00edraj\u00ed mozkov\u00e9 bu\u0148ky tak rychle, jako bakterie na toaletn\u00ed m\u00edse po reklam\u011b, po kter\u00e9 bych rad\u011bji chodila na \u201emu\u0161li\u201c, nep\u0159eklenula t\u0159ic\u00e1tou stranu.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Nepokl\u00e1d\u00e1m toti\u017e \u00fapln\u011b za nutn\u00e9 roz\u0161i\u0159ovat svou slovn\u00ed z\u00e1sobu X mili\u00f3ny synonm\u016f slova vlhk\u00e1<\/em> a vzru\u0161en\u00e1<\/em>.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Bohat\u011b si vysta\u010d\u00edm jen s t\u011bmito dv\u011bma a to nejen proto, \u017ee zn\u00e1m jejich prav\u00fd v\u00fdznam v re\u00e1ln\u00e9m \u017eivot\u011b, re\u00e1ln\u00e9 podob\u011b a nikoli jen jako v\u00fdplod m\u00e9 \u201ed\u00edku Bohu \u2013 \u016fm\u201c (jm\u00e9na on\u011bch Boh\u016f z prominut\u00edm vynech\u00e1m) <\/em>fantazie.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Potom co m\u011b ka\u017ed\u00e1 strana po\u010dastovala neust\u00e1le se opakuj\u00edc\u00edmi v\u011btami, pojala jsem pocit, \u017ee jde o jakousi kni\u017en\u00ed podoba zasekl\u00e9ho gramofonu.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n I nevzdala jsem se.<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Kdy\u017e u\u017e chci kritizovat, a j\u00e1 chci dokonce rovnou sm\u00e9st ze stolu a omluvit se strom\u016fm za to, \u017ee v katastrof\u00e1ln\u00edm mno\u017estv\u00ed padly jako zdrcuj\u00edc\u00ed ob\u011bti za tento brak. Zapo\u010dala jsem \u010dten\u00ed o n\u011bkolik kapitol d\u00e1l a.. ejhle\u2026 Op\u011bt nic nov\u00e9ho\u2026<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Up\u0159\u00edmn\u011b si neum\u00edm \u00fapln\u011b p\u0159estavit, o \u010dem p\u0159esn\u011b pojedn\u00e1vaj\u00ed dal\u0161\u00ed t\u0159i d\u00edly, je\u017e by co do po\u010dtu stran mohly z fleku konkurovat Ottovu slovn\u00edku nau\u010dn\u00e9mu. Jestli se pak n\u011b\u010deho p\u0159\u00edmo d\u011bs\u00edm, pak je to, na to p\u0159ij\u00edt\u2026<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Ob\u00e1v\u00e1m se toti\u017e, \u017ee by mi pravd\u011bpodobn\u011b krutop\u0159\u00edsn\u011b onemocn\u011bly o\u010di a n\u00e1sledn\u011b bych jimi vykrv\u00e1cela. Pot\u00e9 bych v hysterick\u00e9m oblouku a za hlasit\u00e9ho \u017eadon\u011bn\u00ed o konec, zem\u0159ela a n\u00e1sledn\u011b se reinkarnovala v plankton ze strachu, \u017ee bych snad v dal\u0161\u00edm \u017eivot\u011b zase um\u011bla \u010d\u00edst\u2026<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Kdybych tedy m\u011bla tento z\u00e1zrak r\u00e1doby sexu\u00e1ln\u00ed fantazie shrnout, \u0159ekla bych\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u201eMlad\u00e1 o\u0161kliv\u00e1 panna m\u00e1 sv\u016fj prvn\u00ed a posledn\u00ed sex v \u017eivot\u011b s nejkr\u00e1sn\u011bj\u0161\u00edm dominantem na planet\u011b, kterej m\u00e1 samo sebou multimilionov\u00fd konto, p\u00e1rkr\u00e1t j\u00ed p\u0159iv\u00e1\u017ee k posteli, holka za\u017eije sv\u016fj prvn\u00ed orgasmus, pod\u011bl\u00ed se o to v kolonce sv\u00e9ho obl\u00edben\u00e9ho \u010dasopisu Bravo v sekci L\u00e1ska, sex a tr\u00e1pen\u00ed, hned pod k\u00e1mo\u0161kou, kter\u00e1 se pt\u00e1, jestli je mo\u017en\u00e9, aby m\u011bla klitoris na z\u00e1dech a\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n Konec\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n <\/p>\n No, rozlo\u017eit tento d\u011bj do t\u0159\u00ed p\u011btikilov\u00fdch bichl\u00ed a t\u011b\u0161it se za tento po\u010din popularit\u011b srovnateln\u00e9 s Harry Potterem, je vlastn\u011b docela um\u011bn\u00ed\u2026Smutn\u00e9 um\u011bn\u00ed\u2026<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Jsem si jist\u00e1, \u017ee m\u011b se\u017eerete, ale\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n J\u00e1 p\u016fjdu rad\u011bji do trojky s kaktusem a plechovkou h\u0159eb\u00edk\u016f, ne\u017e zab\u00edjet sv\u016fj mozek touhle b\u0159e\u010dkou\u2026<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Proto\u017ee z m\u00e9ho pohledu je velmi smutn\u00e9, \u017ee se tolik \u017een ond\u00ed nad tak prostoduchou knihou, a pak nam\u00edsto snahy o vylep\u0161en\u00ed sexu\u00e1ln\u00ed \u017eivota se sv\u00fdm partnerem, zab\u00edjej\u00ed \u010das sn\u011bn\u00edm o mu\u017ei stejn\u00fdch \u201ekvalit\u201c Mr. Greye\u2026<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Apropos, kter\u00e1 z v\u00e1s zn\u00e1 film Sekret\u00e1\u0159ka, patrn\u011b pojala podez\u0159en\u00ed, \u017ee cel\u00e1 kniha je jeho zcela evidentn\u00ed vykr\u00e1da\u010dkou.<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Dokonce bez obt\u011b\u017eov\u00e1n\u00ed se zm\u011bny jm\u00e9na hlavn\u00edho hrdiny\u2026 Bl\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Ono je v podstat\u011b stra\u0161n\u011b jednoduch\u00e9, ud\u011blat tento rychlokvasn\u00fd p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh bestsellerem, p\u0159edev\u0161\u00edm proto, \u017ee ka\u017ed\u00e1 z n\u00e1s je n\u011bkde uvnit\u0159 trochu \u201esubinka\u201c.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Ka\u017ed\u00e1 tou\u017e\u00edme po siln\u00e9m, velk\u00e9m mu\u017ei, kter\u00fd si n\u00e1s vezme jako bychom mu pat\u0159ily\u2026 O to v\u00edc, kdy\u017e si vedle n\u011bj obzvl\u00e1\u0161t\u011b pak v posteli, p\u0159ipad\u00e1me mal\u00e9, zraniteln\u00e9\u2026<\/p>\n <\/p>\n To v\u0161echno, ale m\u016f\u017eeme za\u017e\u00edt ka\u017ed\u00fd den, kdy\u017e budeme cht\u00edt, kdy\u017e budeme mluvit, kdy\u017e se budeme sna\u017eit\u2026<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Sex je hra a jak zn\u00e1mo, kdo si hraje, nezlob\u00ed.<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Tak pros\u00edm nezlobte, odlo\u017ete ten toaletn\u00ed pap\u00edr v tvrd\u00fdch desk\u00e1ch a b\u011b\u017ete brut\u00e1ln\u011b zprznit svou drahou polovi\u010dku\u2026<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Mo\u017en\u00e1, \u017ee na to, zat\u00edm co vy pracujete na zvl\u010den\u00ed sedadla v kin\u011b, netrp\u011bliv\u011b \u010dek\u00e1\u2026<\/p>\n <\/p>\n PS: <\/strong>Jako\u017eto v\u00fdkonn\u00e1 spisovatelka hodl\u00e1m p\u0159in\u00e9st v r\u00e1mci obohacen\u00ed sv\u00e9ho konta, humorn\u00fd cover s n\u00e1zvem \u201e50 odst\u00edn\u016f \u0161edi m\u00fdho d\u011bdy\u201c.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Pravd\u011bpodobn\u011b bude toti\u017e mnohem barevn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed\u2026 <\/p>\n PPS<\/strong>. – Na film nejdu, u\u017e m\u00e1m l\u00edstky na “ My z Ka\u010derova“.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Howgh\u2026<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Pavl\u00edna S\u00fdkorov\u00e1<\/em><\/p>\n [sexy_author_bio]<\/p>\n Views: 22 Je to tady. 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