{"id":2540,"date":"2015-10-19T09:17:54","date_gmt":"2015-10-19T07:17:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/pokus_sablona\/?p=2540"},"modified":"2018-07-18T09:18:29","modified_gmt":"2018-07-18T07:18:29","slug":"nejlepe-prodavaji-prdele-rev-a-zrudy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/verze7-0\/spolecnost\/nejlepe-prodavaji-prdele-rev-a-zrudy.html","title":{"rendered":"Nejl\u00e9pe prod\u00e1vaj\u00ed prdele, \u0159ev a zr\u016fdy"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\u017dijeme ve zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00ed dob\u011b a asi jsme si na to u\u017e i zvykli. Tedy mnoz\u00ed ur\u010dit\u011b. A zjevn\u011b je hodn\u011b t\u011bch, kte\u0159\u00ed bez p\u0159\u00edkaz\u016f, agrese, nad\u00e1vek, vulgarit a \u0159van\u00ed ani po\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b nenakoup\u00ed, nebo se ani nepobav\u00ed, nezrelaxuj\u00ed, naplno ne\u017eij\u00ed. Jo, jsem na\u0161tvan\u00e1, ale tak to asi m\u00e1 b\u00fdt. L\u00edb\u00ed se v\u00e1m titulek? <\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Ale klikli jste, co?<\/p>\n

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U\u017e jsme se tady mnohokr\u00e1t bavili na t\u00e9ma m\u00f3da v reklamn\u00edm pr\u016fmyslu.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Pov\u00eddali jsme si o tom, \u017ee re \u2013 klama nem\u00e1 s pravdou nic spole\u010dn\u00e9ho, co\u017e ka\u017ed\u00fd zadavatel v\u00ed, ale je mu to \u0161um\u00e1k, proto\u017ee pot\u0159ebuje pen\u00edze.<\/p>\n

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A tak se spolehne na dobr\u00e9ho a hlavn\u011b hodn\u011b vyto\u010den\u00e9ho sc\u00e9n\u00e1ristu a dostate\u010dn\u011b kvalitn\u011b sjet\u00e9ho tv\u016frce, kte\u0159\u00ed vytvo\u0159\u00ed reklamn\u00ed spot, vykazuj\u00edc\u00ed moment\u00e1ln\u011b velice obl\u00edben\u00e9 a zjevn\u011b obchodn\u011b funk\u010dn\u00ed \u0159van\u00ed, nad\u00e1vky, bitky, st\u0159epy, bomby a cht\u011blo by se mi, aby to m\u011blo modern\u00ed kab\u00e1t, \u0159\u00edci, prost\u011b \u201ep*dele, krev a st\u0159eva\u201c.<\/em><\/p>\n

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Je jasn\u00e9, \u017ee \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd dne\u0161n\u00ed slu\u0161n\u00fd chlap si nev\u0161imne \u201eOld Sp\u00e1jsu\u201c, dokud na n\u011bj nebude nep\u0159\u00ed\u010detn\u011b \u0159v\u00e1t z obrazovky nadopovan\u00fd \u010dernoch.<\/p>\n

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Ten mus\u00ed je\u0161t\u011b vykazovat prvky hororu, proto\u017ee kdo chce kvalitn\u011b von\u011bt, mus\u00ed se nap\u0159ed z\u0159ejm\u011b po\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b pod\u011blat.<\/p>\n

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A kdy\u017e mu pak t\u0159\u00edruk\u00e1 \u010dern\u00e1 obluda ve stylu vet\u0159elce s mluv\u00edc\u00edm, pardon, \u0159vouc\u00edm \u017ealudkem p\u0159ik\u00e1\u017ee, aby koukal p\u0159estat blbnout <\/em>a ihned si koupil v\u00fdrobek, je z\u00e1kazn\u00edk rozhodnut.<\/p>\n

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P\u0159estal blbnout, zblbnul.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Osobn\u011b m\u00e1m z toho netvora st\u0159evn\u00ed pot\u00ed\u017ee, a kdy\u017e vid\u00edm \u010derven\u00fd obal, chce se mi plakat a koupit p\u016fl kila v\u00e1lia.<\/p>\n

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V drogerii se zm\u00edn\u011bn\u00e9mu reg\u00e1lu pe\u010dliv\u011b vyh\u00fdb\u00e1m, aby to na m\u011b z n\u011bho nesko\u010dilo, nepokousalo nebo p\u0159inejmen\u0161\u00edm nese\u0159valo na t\u0159i doby.<\/p>\n

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D\u011bkuji Bohu, \u017ee kdy\u017e jsem byla mal\u00e1, hopkalo po obrazovce vejce a reklamy byly mdl\u00e9, ale na druhou stranu, z  „triola, triola, triola“<\/em> netrp\u00edm do\u017eivotn\u00ed koktavost\u00ed.<\/p>\n

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Jestli v\u00e1m d\u00edt\u011b rozml\u00e1t\u00ed v kuchyni v\u0161echno, co rozml\u00e1tit jde, je to samoz\u0159ejm\u011b proto, abyste nakoupili nov\u00e9 n\u00e1dob\u00ed. <\/strong><\/p>\n

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V\u017edy\u0165 je samo sebou, \u017ee p\u0159ed n\u00e1kupem je pot\u0159eba v\u0161echno rozt\u0159\u00edskat a ide\u00e1ln\u011b, kdy\u017e to ud\u011bl\u00e1 na\u0161e ratolest, a my budeme s \u00fasm\u011bvem p\u0159ihl\u00ed\u017eet, jak je to d\u00edtko \u0161ikovn\u00e9.<\/p>\n

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Rodi\u010de to toti\u017e dnes tak d\u011blaj\u00ed.<\/p>\n

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Ka\u017ed\u00e1 hospody\u0148ka d\u00e1le v\u00ed, \u017ee nic neprod\u00e1 myc\u00ed prost\u0159edek na pek\u00e1\u010de l\u00e9pe, ne\u017e leknut\u00ed a pr … prdel.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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A v\u00ed to i tv\u016frci reklam, proto\u017ee jednodu\u0161e sleduj\u00ed spole\u010dnost a jej\u00ed priority, jej\u00ed celkov\u00e9 nastaven\u00ed, filozofii, z\u00e1jmy, styl a n\u00e1ladu.<\/p>\n

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A maj\u00ed pravdu.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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\u0158veme na sebe na ulic\u00edch, doma, ve \u0161kol\u00e1ch\u2026 nad\u00e1v\u00e1me si a pl\u00edsn\u00edme se v\u0161ude, kde to jenom jde.<\/p>\n

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T\u011b\u017eko by m\u011bla sledovanost obl\u00edben\u00e1 reality show, kdyby tam n\u011bkdo nehul\u00e1kal, n\u011bkdo se nezhroutil, neplakal a nekopal do n\u00e1bytku.<\/p>\n

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Ani bychom si nepustili talentovou sout\u011b\u017e, kdybychom se net\u011b\u0161ili, jak tam n\u011bkdo n\u011bkoho pon\u00ed\u017e\u00ed, jak se tam n\u011bkdo ztrapn\u00ed, jak tam n\u011bkoho urazej a vyrazej a on pak bude plakat.<\/p>\n

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Zbo\u017e\u0148ujeme a vol\u00edme politiky, jejich\u017e slovn\u00edk p\u0159ipom\u00edn\u00e1 r\u00e9toriku z n\u00e1pravn\u011b v\u00fdchovn\u00e9ho \u00fastavu a z\u00e1znam ze sn\u011bmovny n\u00e1s zaj\u00edm\u00e1 jen tehdy, kdy\u017e tam n\u011bkdo n\u011bkoho po\u0161le do hajzlu, p\u0159\u00edpadn\u011b ho alespo\u0148 degraduje. Ide\u00e1ln\u011b inzultuje.<\/p>\n

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Kdyby ho i defenestroval, strhlo by to televizn\u00ed satelity z ob\u011b\u017en\u00e9 dr\u00e1hy k zemi.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Pokud se n\u011bkdo ohrad\u00ed a \u010dirou n\u00e1hodou ho je\u0161t\u011b nep\u0159evychovalo v\u0161echno kolem n\u011bho, od reklam a\u017e po vl\u00e1du, tedy se osm\u011bl\u00ed a vy\u0159kne cosi o m\u00edrov\u00e9 cest\u011b k \u0159e\u0161en\u00ed, nen\u00e1sil\u00ed, p\u0159i\u010dem\u017e u toho ne\u0159ve jako kr\u00e1va, je debil.<\/p>\n

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Ch\u00e1pu, \u017ee nesv\u00e9pr\u00e1vn\u00fd slun\u00ed\u010dk\u00e1\u0159, co hled\u00e1, jak si bez p*dele n\u011b\u010d\u00edm um\u00fdt \u201epek\u00e1\u010d\u201c, beze stresu zvolit antiperspirant, s rozvahou koupit tal\u00ed\u0159 a nechat se pojistit bez usmrcov\u00e1n\u00ed pt\u00e1k\u016f, nen\u00ed v dne\u0161n\u00ed dob\u011b tou hlavn\u00ed kupn\u00ed silou, ani ur\u010duj\u00edc\u00ed jednotkou.<\/p>\n

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To by dnes nikdo nic neprodal, nikdo nikoho nevolil, zkrachovaly by v\u0161echny televizn\u00ed stanice, v\u0161echna nakladatelstv\u00ed novin a redakce internetov\u00fdch server\u016f.<\/p>\n

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Koho dneska tankuje si jen tak popov\u00eddat, \u010di p\u0159e\u010d\u00edst o n\u011b\u010dem pozitivn\u00edm?<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Kde nen\u00ed konflikt, tam to ne\u017eije, kde se nenad\u00e1v\u00e1, tam je nuda\u2026<\/p>\n

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Dokonce i tam, kde jsou v\u0161ichni po\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b rozp\u00e1len\u00ed do b\u011bla a nad\u00e1v\u00e1 se na jedno t\u00e9ma, to brzy omrz\u00ed\u2026<\/p>\n

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\u2026 kde je souhlas, nen\u00ed konflikt.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Dne\u0161n\u00ed \u010dlov\u011bk proto hled\u00e1 prost\u0159ed\u00ed s odli\u0161n\u00fdm n\u00e1zorem, aby se uklidnil t\u00edm, \u017ee tam naru\u0161\u00ed klid a vnese n\u00e1zor kontroverzn\u00ed.<\/p>\n

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Je tak vychov\u00e1v\u00e1n.<\/p>\n

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Stres, smutek a agrese je hlavn\u00ed kupn\u00ed silou, prost\u0159edkem ke sledovanosti, ke \u010dtenosti, k z\u00e1bav\u011b, odpo\u010dinku, k pohod\u011b\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n

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My prost\u011b pot\u0159ebujeme, aby se na n\u00e1s \u0159valo, nad\u00e1valo, p\u0159ikazovalo, d\u011bsilo, vyhro\u017eovalo, abychom si \u0161li by\u0165 jen nakoupit.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

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Pot\u0159ebujeme pl\u00e1\u010d, sk\u0159\u00edp\u011bn\u00ed zub\u016f, poni\u017eov\u00e1n\u00ed a degradaci, abychom se po\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b pobavili.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

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H\u00e1dat se, aby n\u00e1m st\u00e1lo za to diskutovat.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

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Vyd\u011bsit se, abychom usnuli.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

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Ni\u010dit, abychom po\u0159izovali.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

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Pot\u0159ebujeme smutek, abychom se sm\u00e1li.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

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Ne\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed ke \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

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Pot\u0159ebujeme smrt, abychom \u017eili.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

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Dobr\u00fd ne?<\/p>\n

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Vlastn\u011b pardon…<\/p>\n

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STRA\u0160N\u011a, P\u0158\u00cd\u0160ERN\u011a HROZN\u00dd! <\/strong>\"Champagne\"<\/p>\n

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Hele, to je od Toma ze v\u010dera:<\/strong><\/p>\n

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