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Tento \u010dl\u00e1nek nen\u00ed pro spoustu lid\u00ed nijak p\u0159\u00ednosn\u00fd. A ani moc straviteln\u00fd pro slu\u0161n\u00e9 lidi. Jim ale nen\u00ed ur\u010den. C\u00edlov\u00e1 skupina, ke kter\u00e9 se v n\u011bm obrac\u00edm, ov\u0161em slu\u0161n\u00e9mu projevu nerozum\u00ed, a tak by se vlastn\u011b cel\u00fd obsah minul \u00fa\u010dinkem. Formu jsem proto p\u0159izp\u016fsobila duchovn\u00ed zp\u016fsobilosti, mor\u00e1ln\u00ed vysp\u011blosti a mozkov\u00e9 dovednosti c\u00edlov\u00e9 skupiny. <\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Zaj\u00edmalo by m\u011b n\u011bkolik v\u011bc\u00ed a nemohu se zeptat nikoho, ne\u017e bezduch\u00fdho tupce.<\/p>\n

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Nap\u00ed\u0161u to maxim\u00e1ln\u011b jednodu\u0161e, abych blbe\u010dka nezat\u011b\u017eovala, proto\u017ee je jednoduch\u00e9ho my\u0161len\u00ed.<\/p>\n

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Bude to v bodech.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Vysv\u011btlivka: Bod je, kdy\u017e se to jako odd\u011bl\u00ed, t\u0159eba \u010d\u00edslicema.<\/p>\n

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Nep\u016fjdu do vysok\u00fdch \u010d\u00edsel, proto\u017ee je mi jasn\u00fd, \u017ee mnoz\u00ed z osloven\u00fdch s b\u00eddou dokon\u010dili prvn\u00ed stupe\u0148 Z\u0160 (z\u00e1kladn\u00ed \u0161koly). P\u0159\u00edpadn\u011b jim trvalo do t\u0159iceti let, ne\u017e se prokousali do dev\u00edtky.<\/p>\n

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1.       Docela dost by m\u011b zaj\u00edmalo, \u010d\u00edm se \u017eiv\u00ed\u0161, pokud ti n\u011bkdo v\u016fbec dal pr\u00e1ci.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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2.       Kdybych byla p\u0159ipraven\u00e1 na \u0161ok, \u0159ekla bych, \u017ee bych cht\u011bla v\u011bd\u011bt, jak bytost jako ty vypad\u00e1. P\u0159edstavuju si n\u011bco stra\u0161n\u011b hnusn\u00fdho, co p\u0159ipom\u00edn\u00e1 \u010dlov\u011bka jenom vzd\u00e1len\u011b. (pokud \u010dlov\u011bk jsi)<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

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3.       Domn\u00edv\u00e1m se, \u017ee m\u00e1\u0161 v hlav\u011b tak nad\u011bl\u00e1no, \u017ee st\u011b\u017e\u00ed zareaguje\u0161 na sv\u011btlo. (Mo\u017en\u00e1 ani mozek nem\u00e1\u0161 a v\u0161echno kon\u00e1n\u00ed za tebe za\u0159\u00eddila t\u00e9ze pana Pavlova).<\/em> Textem v z\u00e1vorce se nezat\u011b\u017euj, to mi ujelo.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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4.       \u017de do sv\u00e9ho bytu chod\u00ed\u0161 sm\u011brem dol\u016f a stra\u0161n\u011b to tam p\u00e1chne.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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5.       \u017de ze zv\u00ed\u0159at zn\u00e1\u0161 akor\u00e1t krysu, \u0161v\u00e1ba a zrcadlo.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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6.       \u017de nejl\u00edp se c\u00edt\u00ed\u0161 v zaplivanym pajzlu, kde je tureckej z\u00e1chod, nebo se tam k\u00e1l\u00ed a mo\u010d\u00ed mezi stoly a nedojeden\u00fd zbytky se kydaj rovnou na zem.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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TOLIK MOJE P\u0158EDSTAVA.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Realita bude ale asi jin\u00e1.<\/p>\n

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Ov\u0161em norm\u00e1ln\u00edho \u010dlov\u011bka, vybaven\u00fdho norm\u00e1ln\u00edm ch\u00e1p\u00e1n\u00edm nic jin\u00fdho nenapadne, kdy\u017e si zkus\u00ed p\u0159edstavit, jak asi \u017eije, vypad\u00e1, jedn\u00e1 a p\u016fsob\u00ed ve spole\u010dnosti, n\u011bkdo, kdo se prost\u011b doma na\u017eere, vybal\u00ed a vyhul\u00ed cig\u00e1ra, vychlast\u00e1 ml\u00edko a d\u017eusy, narve do t\u00fd tykve, co m\u00e1 na konci krku vla\u0161\u00e1k, lunchmeat nebo fazole v tomat\u011b, zaleje to plechovkovym pivem a pak to v\u0161echno, z \u010deho to vydlabal narve do igelitov\u00fd ta\u0161ky, p\u0159id\u00e1 hadr od n\u00e1dob\u00ed a fusekli, str\u010d\u00ed to do auta a je tak nebety\u010dnej idiot, \u017ee to jde vyhodit do lesa.<\/p>\n

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Tohle prost\u011b norm\u00e1ln\u00ed lidsk\u00e1 bytost v \u017eivot\u011b nepochop\u00ed, a tak se t\u011b chci na to zeptat, proto\u017ee ty jedinej to v\u00ed\u0161.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Jakou my\u0161lenku, pocit vyplod\u00ed tv\u016fj mozek, kdy\u017e zastav\u00ed\u0161, jde\u0161 mezi ty stromy s t\u00edm pytlem v ruce a prost\u011b ho tam vrhne\u0161?<\/p>\n

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Na co takov\u00fd hovado vlastn\u011b v t\u00fd chv\u00edli mysl\u00ed, mysl\u00ed-li v\u016fbec?<\/strong><\/p>\n

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\u017de to n\u011bkdo uklid\u00ed?<\/em><\/p>\n

\u017de je to jedno?<\/em><\/p>\n

\u017de to se\u017eerou zv\u00ed\u0159ata? ( co na tom, \u017ee pochc\u00edpaj)<\/em><\/p>\n

\u017de se to n\u011bjak rozpadne?<\/em><\/p>\n

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Asi ne, vi\u010f\u2026<\/p>\n

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TOB\u011a JE TO PROST\u011a AKOR\u00c1T BU\u0158T, PROTO\u017dE SE\u0160 UBOH\u00dd, TUP\u00dd HOVADO.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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V bod\u011b 2. jsem \u0159ekla, \u017ee se vcelku ob\u00e1v\u00e1m t\u011b potkat, a \u017ee si neum\u00edm ani p\u0159edstavit, jak n\u011bkdo takov\u00fd vypad\u00e1.<\/p>\n

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Ale jednou bych t\u011b potkat cht\u011bla.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Vid\u011bt t\u011b u toho, jak zastav\u00ed\u0161 a ten pytel s tv\u00fdma dom\u00e1c\u00edma sr\u00e1gorama tam h\u00e1z\u00ed\u0161.<\/p>\n

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P\u0159\u00edsah\u00e1m Bohu, \u017ee bych ho sebrala, jela za tebou klidn\u011b X kilometr\u016f, zazvonila a pak bych ti ten pytel vysypala doprost\u0159edka ob\u00fdv\u00e1ku.<\/p>\n

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Za ty ujet\u00fd kilometry by mi to st\u00e1lo.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Dost mo\u017en\u00e1 toti\u017e nebydl\u00ed\u0161 v n\u011bjak\u00fd odporn\u00fd d\u00ed\u0159e, a\u010dkoli se to \u010dlov\u011bku, kdy\u017e vid\u00ed v\u00fdsledek tv\u00fdho sna\u017een\u00ed, samo nab\u00edz\u00ed.<\/p>\n

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Dost mo\u017en\u00e1 m\u00e1\u0161 vyvon\u011bnej kvart\u00fdr za \u010dtyry mega a seda\u010dku s k\u016f\u017ee, proto\u017ee i tupec m\u016f\u017ee m\u00edt prachy.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Mo\u017en\u00e1 m\u00e1\u0161 vilu a super au\u0165\u00e1k.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Mo\u017en\u00e1 d\u011bl\u00e1\u0161 podnikatele, nebo se\u0161 vexl\u00e1k.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Mo\u017en\u00e1 se\u0161 doma v tom sv\u00fdm bejv\u00e1ku d\u011bsn\u011b \u010distotnej.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

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Proto\u017ee lidsk\u00e1 blbost um\u00ed i vyd\u011bl\u00e1vat, a proto\u017ee kdy\u017e je n\u011bkdo mor\u00e1ln\u00ed \u0161p\u00edna, je to ot\u00e1zka jeho charakteru, a ne ekonomick\u00fdch mo\u017enost\u00ed.<\/p>\n

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A je\u0161t\u011b m\u00e1m dv\u011b p\u0159\u00e1n\u00ed.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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P\u0159\u00e1la bych si, a\u017e jednou vyval\u00ed\u0161 tu svoj\u00ed odpornou zadnici na n\u011bjak\u00fd \u017eidli v n\u011bjak\u00fd n\u00f3bl restauraci, proto\u017ee je pravd\u011bpodobn\u00fd, \u017ee tam asi chod\u00ed\u0161 sp\u00ed\u0161, ne\u017e do toho pajzlu kam pat\u0159\u00ed\u0161, a objedn\u00e1\u0161 si srn\u010d\u00ed na v\u00edn\u011b, co tak zazoban\u011b zn\u00ed, abys to rozkrojil a vyvalily se na tebe p\u00e1chnouc\u00ed odpadky, igelitovej pytel, nedo\u017eranej, hnij\u00edc\u00ed sal\u00e1t, plechovky od piva, star\u00fd hadry, tlej\u00edc\u00ed makrela a plonkov\u00fd fusekle, PROTO\u017dE T\u00cdM JSI TU SRNU, TY KRET\u00c9NE NAKRMIL!<\/p>\n

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A p\u0159\u00e1la bych si, a\u017e zase vy\u0161et\u0159\u00ed\u0161 \u010das, abys narval to sv\u00fd zbyte\u010dn\u00fd t\u011blo do auta, projel X vesnic, kde v\u0161ude jsou popelnice (!!!!) a tohle:<\/p>\n

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