{"id":1378,"date":"2018-06-01T08:39:47","date_gmt":"2018-06-01T06:39:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/pokus_sablona\/?p=1378"},"modified":"2018-06-01T08:53:18","modified_gmt":"2018-06-01T06:53:18","slug":"k-ranni-kave-sup-s-lizaly-do-bruselu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/verze7-0\/ranni-kavy\/k-ranni-kave-sup-s-lizaly-do-bruselu.html","title":{"rendered":"K rann\u00ed k\u00e1v\u011b: \u0160up s l\u00edzaly do Bruselu!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Kdy\u017e je tak \u010dlov\u011bk omotan\u00fd hadrem s nah\u0159\u00e1tou sol\u00ed a pohybuje se jako vysokozdvi\u017en\u00fd voz\u00edk, moc toho popravd\u011b neud\u011bl\u00e1. U PC vydr\u017e\u00edm p\u00e1r minut, pak si mus\u00edm d\u00e1t oraz, ale \u0159ekla bych, \u017ee je to mali\u010dko lep\u0161\u00ed. Hlavn\u011b tedy d\u00edky t\u00e9 tepl\u00e9 soli\u2026 za tu radu fakt d\u011bkuji\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Po\u0159\u00e1d nev\u00edm, \u010d\u00edm to je, ale tak n\u011bjak intuitivn\u011b m\u00e1m dojem, \u017ee mi zastydl n\u011bjak\u00fd namo\u017een\u00fd kr\u010dn\u00ed sval, neb mi to i mali\u010dko nateklo.<\/p>\n

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Zase je prima, \u017ee v\u00edm, \u017ee nem\u00e1m ten tetanus.<\/p>\n

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Horoskopy d\u011bl\u00e1m na etapy a vy\u0159izuji e-maily a resty.<\/p>\n

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Rozhodla jsem se, \u017ee budu hodn\u00e1 a za\u010dnu odsouhlasovat uctiv\u00e9 \u017e\u00e1dosti o povolen\u00ed zas\u00edlat nab\u00eddky a novinky.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Je mi t\u011bch v\u0161ech firem, kter\u00e9 ob\u010das poslaly i n\u011bco zaj\u00edmav\u00e9ho, dokonce s dov\u011btkem, \u201epokud v\u00e1m tento e-mail vad\u00ed\u201c.. a tak d\u00e1le, nebo \u201epokud si nep\u0159ejete nab\u00eddky dost\u00e1vat, klikn\u011bte\u2026 \u201e a podobn\u011b, skoro a\u017e l\u00edto.<\/p>\n

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Je\u0161t\u011b\u017ee existuj\u00ed programy na hromadn\u00e9 e-maily.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Kdyby to m\u011bly d\u011blat sekret\u00e1\u0159ky ru\u010dn\u011b, byly by jich stovky a firmy by p\u0159i\u0161ly na buben.<\/p>\n

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Odsouhlasila jsem slu\u0161nou \u017e\u00e1dost od N\u00e1rodn\u00edho divadla, nakladatelstv\u00ed Kazda, dal\u0161\u00ed p\u011bt nakladatelstv\u00ed, Velk\u00fd ko\u0161\u00edk, Tesco\u2026 prost\u011b mi to a\u017e tak nevad\u00ed a v\u0161ichni p\u00ed\u0161\u00ed slu\u0161n\u011b a hlavn\u011b mus\u00ed.<\/p>\n

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Tedy m\u011bli by muset.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Jenom\u017ee  \u201eprd, Konopn\u00edkov\u00e1\u201c! A\u010dkoli to vypad\u00e1, \u017ee v GDPR jsme si v\u0161ichni rovni, n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed jsou rovn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed.<\/p>\n

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Marn\u011b jsem toti\u017e \u010dekala \u017e\u00e1dost od t\u011bch \u0159\u00edzk\u016f, co mi denn\u011b zahlt\u00ed e-mail pornem, seznamkami, rusk\u00fdmi hleda\u010dkami man\u017eela, kter\u00e9 v\u016fbec netr\u00e1p\u00ed, kdy\u017e to tedy nakonec bude man\u017eelka a nadr\u017een\u00fdmi v\u00fdk\u0159iky navlhl\u00fdch robotek.<\/p>\n

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Stra\u0161n\u011b, ale opravdu velice r\u00e1da bych jednou jedinkr\u00e1t dostala do ruky toho parchanta, kter\u00fd stoj\u00ed za vycuc\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00edm moj\u00ed vlastn\u00ed mejlov\u00e9 \u0161katulky s kontakty, proto\u017ee mnoh\u00e9 tyhle zhovadilosti se na prvn\u00ed dobrou tv\u00e1\u0159\u00ed jako adresy lid\u00ed, kte\u0159\u00ed v m\u00fdch kontaktech skute\u010dn\u011b existuj\u00ed.<\/p>\n

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\u010clov\u011bk se mus\u00ed pod\u00edvat na celou adresu, aby p\u0159i\u0161el na to, \u017ee e-mail m\u00e9 sestry souhlas\u00ed jen po zavin\u00e1\u010d (tedy jej\u00ed jm\u00e9no) a stejn\u011b tak mejly m\u00fdch p\u0159\u00e1tel a obchodn\u00edch kontakt\u016f.<\/p>\n

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\u00dapln\u011b nejv\u00edc TOP pak je, \u017ee j\u00e1 to \u201ep\u00e9\u010dko\u201c nebo co to je, proto\u017ee nejsem ani blb\u00e1 ani mlad\u00e1, abych to otev\u00edrala, pros\u00edm p\u011bkn\u011b, pos\u00edl\u00e1m i sama sob\u011b ze v\u0161ech sv\u00fdch i redak\u010dn\u00edch e-mailov\u00fdch adres!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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J\u00e1 p\u00ed\u0161u mejly m\u011b, a pos\u00edl\u00e1m si pras\u00e1rny odn\u011bkud z Ruska!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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J\u00e1 se asi ud\u00e1m, nebo co!<\/p>\n

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Moc tou\u017e\u00edm po tom, spat\u0159it onu lidskou bytost, kter\u00e1 za t\u00edmhle stoj\u00ed.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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P\u0159\u00edsah\u00e1m, jako \u017ee j\u00e1 se jmenuju j\u00e1, \u017ee bych ho ml\u00e1tila mnoho minut pot\u011bhem, pak bych ho topila v z\u00e1chodov\u00e9 m\u00edse, pak vzala lopatou naplocho do tv\u00e1\u0159e, do zadku bych mu vrazila za ten \u201elehtiv\u00fd obsah\u201c ob\u0159\u00ed d\u00fdni a nah\u00e9ho posadila do mraveni\u0161t\u011b.<\/p>\n

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Poj\u010f, ty l\u00edzale a j\u00e1 ti p\u0159\u00edsah\u00e1m, \u017ee se z toho bude\u0161 vyl\u00edz\u00e1vat p\u016fl roku, \u0161mejde, jeden. Huf!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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To a\u0165 mi n\u011bkdo \u0159ekne, jak je mo\u017en\u00e9, \u017ee je tohle mo\u017en\u00e9! A tak dlouho! A v takov\u00e9m mno\u017estv\u00ed!! A i te\u010f, prost\u011b furt!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Slu\u0161n\u00e9 firmy tady mus\u00ed rozes\u00edlat \u017e\u00e1dosti, proto\u017ee v Bruselu usoudili, \u017ee budou vehementn\u011b chr\u00e1nit data ob\u010dan\u016f, ale tohle, tohle prost\u011b m\u00e1 asi v\u00fdjimku.<\/p>\n

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Tak kdy\u017e se tedy asi nedo\u010dk\u00e1m \u017e\u00e1dosti o povolen\u00ed od frajerky s vybran\u00fdm sexovkusem, kter\u00e1 m\u00e1 stejn\u00fd e-mail, jako na\u0161e redakce, a kdy\u017e j\u00ed tedy nemohu osobn\u011b nab\u00eddnout vlastn\u00ed \u017e\u016f\u017eo sado maso, tak j\u00e1 to budu pos\u00edlat do Bruselu.<\/p>\n

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T\u0159eba se bu\u010fto n\u011bkdo chyt\u00ed na tu \u010dupr l\u00edz\u00e1tkovou nab\u00eddku, nebo chyt\u00ed nerva jako j\u00e1 a bude kone\u010dn\u011b \u0159e\u0161it to, co je fakt ZNEU\u017dIT\u00cd SOUKROM\u00ddCH DAT.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Grrrr.<\/p>\n

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M\u00ed\u0161a K.<\/em><\/p>\n

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