{"id":13163,"date":"2020-09-08T22:26:51","date_gmt":"2020-09-08T20:26:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/pokus_sablona\/?p=13163"},"modified":"2020-10-22T20:00:25","modified_gmt":"2020-10-22T18:00:25","slug":"na-co-mysli-prasnice-kdyz-hleda-lanyz-na-sex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/verze7-0\/fauna-a-flora\/na-co-mysli-prasnice-kdyz-hleda-lanyz-na-sex.html","title":{"rendered":"Na co mysl\u00ed prasnice, kdy\u017e hled\u00e1 lan\u00fd\u017e? Na sex!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Views: 442<\/p>

Tak jsem se v ned\u011bli plaho\u010dila po lese, jsa navnad\u011bna obr\u00e1zky na netu a na\u0161la jsem dva vyd\u011b\u0161en\u00e9 koz\u00e1ky, co tam prost\u011b vyrostli omylem. Nic, v\u016fbec nic. Miluji houby. Obalen\u00e9 hlavi\u010dky, sma\u017eenici, h\u0159\u00edbkovou om\u00e1\u010dku… A te\u010f si vezm\u011bte, takov\u00e9 lan\u00fd\u017ee! To mus\u00ed b\u00fdt mana nebesk\u00e1. Jenom\u017ee tuhle houbu bychom nena\u0161li, ani kdybychom s ko\u0161\u00edkem lezli v lese po b\u0159i\u0161e. Pokud ov\u0161em nejsme cvi\u010den\u00e1 prasnice.<\/p>\n

Lan\u00fd\u017e je s n\u00e1mi u\u017e od 4. stolet\u00ed p\u0159ed Kristem, a p\u0159esto ho v\u011bt\u0161ina z n\u00e1s je\u0161t\u011b neochutnala. Pro\u010d ? Tak p\u0159edn\u011b stoj\u00ed kil\u00ednko lan\u00fd\u017e\u016f od 5 do 100 tis\u00edc korun, a taky se dost \u0161patn\u011b hled\u00e1\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n

P\u0159ijde tak\u00e9 pr\u00fd na to, s jak\u00fdm lan\u00fd\u017eem se \u010dlov\u011bk spokoj\u00ed.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Lan\u00fd\u017ee \u010dern\u00e9, kter\u00e9 lze p\u0159i velk\u00e9m \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed nal\u00e9zt asi tak t\u0159icet a\u017e pades\u00e1t centimetr\u016f v zemi okolo dub\u016f, nap\u0159\u00edklad ve \u0160pan\u011blsku, to jsou ty p\u011btitis\u00edcov\u00e9.<\/p>\n

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No a vz\u00e1cn\u00fd lan\u00fd\u017e b\u00edl\u00fd, zvan\u00fd Tuber magnatum, kter\u00fd je v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed a nej\u010dast\u011bji se vyskytuje na severu It\u00e1lie, tak ten u\u017e je hodnocen zhruba na 70 000 korun za kilo. To je je\u0161t\u011b vcelku dobr\u00fd, ojet\u00fd automobil.<\/p>\n

\"Griby<\/p>\n

Kam s lan\u00fd\u017eem?<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u010cist\u011b akademicky. Pokud bychom cht\u011bli ochutnat prav\u00e9ho lan\u00fd\u017ee, tedy nikoli \u010d\u00ednskou a velmi nevyda\u0159enou napodobeninu, (jak u\u017e to u \u010c\u00ed\u0148an\u016f b\u00fdv\u00e1)<\/em>, a m\u011bli jsme po kaps\u00e1ch zbyte\u010dn\u00fdch p\u00e1r des\u00edtek tis\u00edc, mohli bychom ho prubnout nap\u0159\u00edklad na speci\u00e1ln\u011b upraven\u00e9m, pe\u010den\u00e9m kohoutkovi.<\/p>\n

Pap\u00edrov\u011b tenk\u00e9 pl\u00e1tky lan\u00fd\u017e\u016f by byly pe\u010dliv\u011b nastrk\u00e1ny pod upe\u010denou, lah\u016fdkovou k\u016f\u017ei\u010dkou.<\/p>\n

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P\u0159\u00edpadn\u011b by n\u00e1m mnohahv\u011bzdi\u010dkov\u00fd \u010d\u00ed\u0161n\u00edk v mnohahv\u011bzdi\u010dkov\u00e9 restauraci, nap\u0159\u00edklad ve Francii, naserv\u00edroval b\u00edl\u00e9 lan\u00fd\u017ee nastrouhan\u00e9 za syrova na \u010derstv\u011b va\u0159en\u00fdch, exkluz\u00edvn\u00edch t\u011bstovin\u00e1ch lehce polit\u00fdch m\u00e1slem.<\/p>\n

No tak, neslintat, do t\u00e9 kl\u00e1vesnice\u2026! <\/p>\n

Jak chutnaj\u00ed?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Osobn\u011b logicky nev\u00edm,  ale pr\u00fd tak stra\u0161n\u011b siln\u011b houbov\u011b, hl\u00ednov\u011b, a tak specificky, \u017ee nen\u00ed probl\u00e9m se do lan\u00fd\u017ee dokonce zamilovat.<\/p>\n

O tom, \u017ee by n\u011bkdo pojal lan\u00fd\u017ee za man\u017eela, jsem nikde zm\u00ednku nena\u0161la, ale americk\u00fd m\u00f3dn\u00ed n\u00e1vrh\u00e1\u0159 Tom Ford se z jejich v\u016fn\u011b natolik roztetelil, \u017ee v roce 2006 uvedl na trh dokonce parf\u00e9m s \u010dern\u00fdm lan\u00fd\u017eem.<\/p>\n

Nev\u00edm, jestli bych cht\u011bla von\u011bt jako houba, ale rozhodn\u011b bych lan\u00fd\u017ee n\u011bkdy r\u00e1da ochutnala.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Holt budu muset je\u0161t\u011b hodn\u011b piln\u011b pracovat.<\/p>\n

Anebo bych mohla vycvi\u010dit sv\u00e9ho \u010dty\u0159noh\u00e9ho p\u0159\u00edtele Hamleta, a pak doufat, \u017ee budu m\u00edt stejn\u00e9 \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed, jako jeden Ital.<\/p>\n

Jeho pes Rocco z n\u011bho toti\u017e po jedn\u00e9 ban\u00e1ln\u00ed vych\u00e1zce na houby, obratem ud\u011blal milion\u00e1\u0159e.<\/strong><\/p>\n

To se takov\u00fd ps\u00edk prost\u011b zadrhne u kmene a hrabe a hrabe, a\u017e vyhrabe nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed b\u00edl\u00fd lan\u00fd\u017e stolet\u00ed! V\u00e1\u017eil 1,5 kg a jeho cena se vydr\u00e1pala v p\u0159epo\u010dtu zhruba na 5 mili\u00f3n\u016f korun.<\/p>\n

Mil\u00fd ps\u00edk, \u017ee?<\/p>\n

Kdo chce alespo\u0148 velice p\u0159ibli\u017en\u011b uc\u00edtit lan\u00fd\u017eovou chu\u0165, pro toho existuj\u00ed specieln\u00ed oleje, kter\u00e9 sice lan\u00fd\u017ee neobsahuj\u00ed, ale \u00fadajn\u011b maj\u00ed n\u011bco m\u00e1lo z t\u00e9hle chuti. Pou\u017e\u00edv\u00e1 ho v\u011bt\u0161ina kucha\u0159\u016f tam, kde se u n\u00e1zvu j\u00eddla slovo lan\u00fd\u017e n\u00e1sledn\u011b vyskytne.<\/p>\n

D\u00e1le je\u0161t\u011b existuje lan\u00fd\u017e letn\u00ed, kter\u00fd pr\u00fd roste mimo jin\u00e9 v Anglii, a tak vz\u00e1cn\u00fd nen\u00ed. To proto, \u017ee jeho chu\u0165 pr\u00fd zdaleka nen\u00ed ta prav\u00e1 a tak siln\u00e1.<\/p>\n

Drah\u00fd je ov\u0161em tak\u00e9 jako prase.<\/p>\n

A kdy\u017e u\u017e jsme zp\u00e1tky u t\u011bch prasat.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u010clov\u011bka napadne, \u017ee to v\u016fbec nemus\u00ed b\u00fdt \u0161patn\u00fd byznys, a \u017ee takov\u00e1 prasnice hleda\u010dka m\u00e1 pak doslova cenu zlata.<\/p>\n

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V\u00edte tedy, pro\u010d v\u016fbec lan\u00fd\u017e a prasnice?<\/strong><\/p>\n

P\u0159edstavte si, \u017ee lan\u00fd\u017e m\u00e1 podobnou v\u016fni, jako sexuchtiv\u00fd pras\u00e1k!<\/p>\n

Respektive samec, tedy kanec.<\/p>\n

To proto je prasnice nejlep\u0161\u00ed hleda\u010dka lan\u00fd\u017e\u016f, proto\u017ee ona prost\u011b nehled\u00e1 houbu, ona si chud\u00e1k mysl\u00ed, \u017ee tam pod zem\u00ed je zahraban\u00fd n\u011bjak\u00fd p\u011bkn\u00fd, plodn\u00fd a sexuchtiv\u00fd \u0161ohaj.<\/p>\n

A tak hrabe.<\/p>\n

Pochopiteln\u011b.<\/p>\n

To je co?<\/p>\n

M\u00e1m z\u00e1v\u011brem dv\u011b ot\u00e1zky:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Prvn\u00ed: <\/strong>U\u017e jste n\u011bkdy n\u011bkdo jedl prav\u00e9ho lan\u00fd\u017ee?<\/p>\n

Druh\u00e1:<\/strong> Nem\u00e1te n\u011bkdo jednu zbyte\u010dnou prasnici?<\/p>\n

Michaela Kudl\u00e1\u010dkov\u00e1<\/em><\/p>\n

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Views: 442Tak jsem se v ned\u011bli plaho\u010dila po lese, jsa navnad\u011bna obr\u00e1zky na netu a na\u0161la jsem dva vyd\u011b\u0161en\u00e9 koz\u00e1ky, co tam prost\u011b vyrostli omylem. Nic, v\u016fbec nic. Miluji houby. Obalen\u00e9 hlavi\u010dky, sma\u017eenici, h\u0159\u00edbkovou om\u00e1\u010dku… A te\u010f si vezm\u011bte, takov\u00e9 lan\u00fd\u017ee! To mus\u00ed b\u00fdt mana nebesk\u00e1. Jenom\u017ee tuhle houbu bychom nena\u0161li, ani kdybychom s ko\u0161\u00edkem […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":13166,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13163","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fauna-a-flora"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t